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    Heaven in Rabwa???

    Someone in another thread wrote:

    >>I dont know about Janat-ul-Firdous, but surely, you should recommend to your jamaat to take him for burial in Rabwa. You also have one Janat there. <<

    I just wanted to confirm if there is a man made heaven on earth in Rabwa. I think Rabwa is in Pakistan. Could someone please confirm if it is true?

    #2
    Yes I confirm that! I have been there myself!

    There are dodh ki nahraiN & also the shahed streams! The days are always 70 degrees F & nights are always calm! You can ask for one apple & you will get 100! Don't worry about transportation from one side of that heaven to the other side ... a flying carpet is also available!

    Wanna go?
    I know that you believe that you understood what you think I said, but I am not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.
    - Robert McCloskey

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      #3
      And also confirm:

      How is safe is it from Pakistani rats and Pakistani cockroaches?

      Are those "dhod ki nehrain" khaaliss or milawaat wala dhood? What is the guarantee that honey(shahed) is pure and not over-heated sugar?



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      Leslie Stahl: "We have heard that a half million children have died (as a result of sanctions against Iraq). I mean, that is more children than died in Hiroshima. And, you know, is the price worth it?" Madeleine Albright: "I think this is a very hard choice, but the price, we think the price is worth it." -- A CBS Sixty Minutes interview between Leslie Stahl and U.S. Secretary of State Madeleine Albright, on 12 May 1996

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        #4
        Rats & Cockroaches live in peace!

        Dodh is not 100% khalis, cos mostly its imported from Jhung and while crossing the Chanab river the dhodhi gets his way. Hopefully the new bridge will help improve its quality!

        Haven't had the shahed while I was in there last time, so don't know. Soowiee

        [This message has been edited by ahmadjee (edited November 27, 2001).]
        I know that you believe that you understood what you think I said, but I am not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.
        - Robert McCloskey

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          #5
          forget all that.. let's talk about hoooors
          JaddoN kaddya jaloos ghareeba tay shehr ich choatalee lug gayee

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            #6
            Originally posted by PakistaniAbroad:
            forget all that.. let's talk about hoooors

            You know, I don't think they have them there. If they did, Ahmedjee would have mentioned them in his post and he would have seen them. Don't you think so?

            Ahmedjee, so dhod from your janaat is imported from jhung. I see. So, I guess it has all the ailments and other negative effects of milk you find anywhere on "earth" - so in other words its a 'man-made' heaven and not the God made heaven where everything is pure and safe for us to eat and drink, correct? Yes.

            Now, if there are any hoors in your jaanat, I don't think I am interested. I'll wait for my share in Allah's Jannat(not man made) in heavens, Inshallah.

            PS: Where are the hoors imported from?


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            Leslie Stahl: "We have heard that a half million children have died (as a result of sanctions against Iraq). I mean, that is more children than died in Hiroshima. And, you know, is the price worth it?" Madeleine Albright: "I think this is a very hard choice, but the price, we think the price is worth it." -- A CBS Sixty Minutes interview between Leslie Stahl and U.S. Secretary of State Madeleine Albright, on 12 May 1996

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              #7
              Hoors are imported from Glasgow, Scotland! ;~)
              I know that you believe that you understood what you think I said, but I am not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.
              - Robert McCloskey

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                #8
                awwwww no hoors??

                that takes care of me never dying an ahmedi inshallah.

                <edit> ahmadjee has just informed us there is still a chance of vilayatee hoors

                btw .. shouldn't this topic be moved to some other forum? it's hardly a 'religious' discussion.

                [This message has been edited by PakistaniAbroad (edited November 27, 2001).]
                JaddoN kaddya jaloos ghareeba tay shehr ich choatalee lug gayee

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by ahmadjee:
                  Hoors are imported from Glasgow, Scotland! ;~)
                  Ok, thanks for the info.


                  Pakistaniabroad, now you don't have to go to rabwa for Qadiyani hoors, you can just go to glas'cow', scotland for some hoor-noor fantastic time.

                  Yes, move this thread to jokes forum.



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                  Leslie Stahl: "We have heard that a half million children have died (as a result of sanctions against Iraq). I mean, that is more children than died in Hiroshima. And, you know, is the price worth it?" Madeleine Albright: "I think this is a very hard choice, but the price, we think the price is worth it." -- A CBS Sixty Minutes interview between Leslie Stahl and U.S. Secretary of State Madeleine Albright, on 12 May 1996

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                    #10
                    >>>Yes, move this thread to jokes forum<<<

                    My Dear Khan_Sahib will be greatly offended! Please be serious.
                    I know that you believe that you understood what you think I said, but I am not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.
                    - Robert McCloskey

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                      #11
                      Originally posted by ahmadjee:
                      Yes I confirm that! I have been there myself!

                      There are dodh ki nahraiN & also the shahed streams! The days are always 70 degrees F & nights are always calm! You can ask for one apple & you will get 100! Don't worry about transportation from one side of that heaven to the other side ... a flying carpet is also available!

                      Wanna go?
                      LOL @ the replies

                      Joking aside, I assume you are saying YES, there is something of similar sort in Rabwah??

                      Why you decided to come back from there?

                      I would have considered going there but since parsaa people are coming back after seeing what is there, I have changed my mind.

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                        #12
                        Khan_Sahib,

                        Have you heard of Jannatul-Baqi? Can you please explain what it is?

                        p.s: Ok, I will quit with the jokes!

                        I know that you believe that you understood what you think I said, but I am not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.
                        - Robert McCloskey

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                          #13
                          I know jannat-ul-baqee but how is that related to heaven in Rabwa?

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                            #14
                            The name of the grave yard in Rabwah is 'Bahisti Maqbara'

                            If you go on the Road which goes from Sargodah to Faisalabad, the town of Rabwah comes on the right side about 60 kilometers from Sargodh. On the left side of the road at that point is a huge graveyard, thatís it!

                            There is also one in the city of Qadi'an Darul Aman in India.

                            Does that give you a connection to Janat-ul-Baqee?
                            I know that you believe that you understood what you think I said, but I am not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.
                            - Robert McCloskey

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                              #15
                              AHmedjee, you guys have your own masjid, like one in Macca?

                              Jannatul baqi is graveyard in Macca, where all the sahaba(companions of Mohammad bin Abdullah(saw)) are buried. So, Qadiyanis have same kind of grave yard where sucessors of Ghulam Qadiyani are buried? Nice, your own janaat(much like feruon and other past kings mentioned in QUraan) your own hoors from scotland yards, your own milk-ki nehrain(i wonder how they managed that, I mean you need TONS of milk to make one...earth would soak half of it, half of it would dirty because its neharrr of dhood much like pani ki nehar, right?) and your own grave yards. If I am not mistaken, you guys have two kinds of graveyards one for janatiis and one for jahunumis, right? Who decides who is going to janat and who is jahunum? Who financed the janaat in rabwaa? British? or people in Germany? Or compensation from trade of hoors in scotland?

                              *I officially declare today-the day of seeking knowledge and learning.*

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                              Leslie Stahl: "We have heard that a half million children have died (as a result of sanctions against Iraq). I mean, that is more children than died in Hiroshima. And, you know, is the price worth it?" Madeleine Albright: "I think this is a very hard choice, but the price, we think the price is worth it." -- A CBS Sixty Minutes interview between Leslie Stahl and U.S. Secretary of State Madeleine Albright, on 12 May 1996

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