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    So True.....

    If an insect falls into a glass of Pepsi, then:

    A Saudi:

    Throws the glass away and walks away.

    An American:

    Takes the insect out, and drinks the Pepsi

    A Chinese:

    Eats the insect, and throws the Pepsi away!

    An Israeli:

    Sucks the Pepsi from the insect before throwing the
    insect and drinks the Pepsi.

    A Pakistani:

    Accuses the Indian of throwing the insect into his Pepsi before throwing away both the insect and the Pepsi and vows to reply in kind.

    An Indian:

    Accuses Pakistan for helping the insect to infiltrate into the glass, supplying it with nourishment to continue swimming in the Pepsi, blames it as a long term ISI operation, terms the insect as an Islamic
    militant, then an Afghan mercenary and finally a Pakistan SSG commando in undercover operation and presents the identity card of the bug to prove that it
    indeed is a Pakistan army personnel in an undercover operation to change the status of Line of Control, shows this guy on Zee News saying it is bla bla (some common Muslim name) & makes it speak Urdu which
    obviously the insect doesn't know how to comprehend, and vows to defend every inch of the glass and every drop of the Pepsi
    and demands that the US should declare Pakistan a terrorist!!!!!



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    A Faith that cannot survive collision with the truth is not worth many regrets.

    #2
    Too good for the jokes section!!!

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      #3
      A Pakistani:

      Accuses the Indian of throwing the insect and then connects it with the Kashmir issue and says 70,000 insects have beeb killed by the 700,000 Indian troops in Kashmir by drinking Pepsi. He then says he'll offer Political, Moral and Diplomatic support to the insects and then produces PTV footage of mass killings of Insects by Indian troops...



      [This message has been edited by Talwar (edited August 09, 2002).]

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        #4
        Originally posted by Talwar:
        A Pakistani:

        Accuses the Indian of throwing the insect and then connects it with the Kashmir issue and says 70,000 insects have beeb killed by the 700,000 Indian troops in Kashmir by drinking Pepsi. He then says he'll offer Political, Moral and Diplomatic support to the insects and then produces PTV footage of mass killings of Insects by Indian troops...



        [This message has been edited by Talwar (edited August 09, 2002).]
        Ours was much funnier...Stick to your day job

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          #5
          Originally posted by Talwar:
          A Pakistani:

          Accuses the Indian of throwing the insect and then connects it with the Kashmir issue and says 70,000 insects have beeb killed by the 700,000 Indian troops in Kashmir by drinking Pepsi. He then says he'll offer Political, Moral and Diplomatic support to the insects and then produces PTV footage of mass killings of Insects by Indian troops...



          [This message has been edited by Talwar (edited August 09, 2002).]

          Jokes are not your area of expertise...

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            #6
            Originally posted by Spock:

            Jokes are not your area of expertise...
            I think he is serious, I mean, Indian soldiers consider the Kashmiris insects anyway...

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              #7
              cheater cock


              Originally posted by Talwar:
              A Pakistani:

              Accuses the Indian of throwing the insect and then connects it with the Kashmir issue and says 70,000 insects have beeb killed by the 700,000 Indian troops in Kashmir by drinking Pepsi. He then says he'll offer Political, Moral and Diplomatic support to the insects and then produces PTV footage of mass killings of Insects by Indian troops...



              [This message has been edited by Talwar (edited August 09, 2002).]

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