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    Indians draw up plans to administer Pak cities

    No, don't laugh - at least try not to. These baboons are expecting us to take this seriously so let's try and humour them:


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    http://www.rediff.com/news/2002/may/21war1.htm

    It is rumoured the government is making discreet enquiries to locate suitable retired armed forces officers to act as administrators for major Pakistani cities like Lahore, Islamabad etc in case these have to be administered by us after capture.

    The reason Home Minister Advani has made this statement now seems a move directed at Pakistan to convince it that India means business and is dead serious. Else, the various provisions of the War Book are already under implementation.

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    #2
    What India wants to impose military rule over Pakistan, and not allow free elections?

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      #3
      Forget the laughing....I'm actually curious. Many a hair-brained idea has been implemented.

      p.s. What does hair-brained mean?

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        #4
        we may select bhutto as governer nawaz as
        cheif minister and keep musharuff as police chief. give nwfp to afghanistan so that us forces have free hand to capture osama.

        [This message has been edited by rvikz (edited May 23, 2002).]

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          #5
          Originally posted by rvikz:
          we may select bhutto as governer nawaz as
          cheif minister and keep musharuff as police chief. give nwfp to afghanistan so that us forces have free hand to capture osama.

          [This message has been edited by rvikz (edited May 23, 2002).]

          You should select someone to check your and your leader Veggie-Pie's head!!

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            #6
            after pakistan uses all its nukes you have nothing else to defend youself. there will
            some indians still left to adminster pakistan

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              #7
              In another report, Indian Army Majors have been asked do carryout a feasibility study on opening restaurants that will sell Dosa and Idlee in Lahore, Islamabad and Karachi. It is expected, the Majors will carryout this exercise as soon as they arrive at the Lahore Gymkhana, and have drunk the tea they had been promising since 1965.

              When asked, Babu Karamat (now 83 years of age) said, ‘I have been keeping this engraved cup for the tea drinking ceremony for the past 37 years.’ ‘I hope this happens during my life time’, he continued.

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                #8
                Originally posted by rvikz:
                after pakistan uses all its nukes you have nothing else to defend youself. there will
                some indians still left to adminster pakistan
                Yes, I'm sure with India full of radiation they will want to 'administer' Pakistan instead of rebuilding their own country!

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by Malik73:
                  What India wants to impose military rule over Pakistan, and not allow free elections?
                  mallik you may need indian visa to visit to your hometown.

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                    #10
                    They cant 'administer' kashmir with 3/4 million troops and a puppet government, and they are actually talking of Lahore and Karachi

                    Gotta send this to the jokes forum.

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                      #11
                      Originally posted by Akif:
                      They cant 'administer' kashmir with 3/4 million troops and a puppet government, and they are actually talking of Lahore and Karachi

                      Gotta send this to the jokes forum.


                      we will do better job than your politicians.

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                        #12
                        Originally posted by rvikz:
                        mallik you may need indian visa to visit to your hometown.

                        You may soon need a radiation suit to visit yours.

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                          #13
                          Originally posted by RealDeal:
                          You may soon need a radiation suit to visit yours.

                          we may loose couple of cities but gain unradiated pakistan if we dont retaliate.

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                            #14
                            Originally posted by rvikz:

                            we will do better job than your politicians.

                            Yes, because the Indian govt is SO popular in Kashmir, Gujrat, etc!

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                              #15
                              Originally posted by RealDeal:
                              Yes, because the Indian govt is SO popular in Kashmir, Gujrat, etc!
                              do you know kashmir has the lowest povery rate in indian union. if it does not have boder with pakistan all these mess would not have resulted.

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