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    IG Islamabad wants police to speak fluent English

    The Inspector General of Police, Islamabad, Major (retd) Mian Zahir Ahmed has demanded that all policemen must speak fluent English as reported in Khabrein. He said that Islamabad is an international city and all policemen should speak fluent English if they are to serve in that city. He was addressing a police training centre and he gave cash prizes as well as certificates to constables Salahuddin, Mohammad Naeem and Mohammad Akram for speaking good English.


    Pir Pagaro made to pray for Ghaus Ali Shah's release

    According to Nawa-e-waqt, Dr Ali Haider Shah, son of Ghaus Ali Shah, asked Pir Pagaro in Khairpur to pray for the release of his father. Dr Shah said that 90% of prisoners in jail these days are innocent. He said that everyone has been released except his father and Nawaz Sharif and that the government's intentions are not honourable. He urged Pir Pagaro to pray for his father's release. Dr Shah also said that he was waiting for instructions from Kulsoom Nawaz Sharif for the launching of a movement against the government. He also said that whether it would ever be launched will depend on Raja Zafarulhaq.


    Nawaz Sharif constantly worries in prison about masses

    According to Insaf, Nawaz Sharif has told his wife Kulsoom Nawaz during a meeting with her in Attock jail that he constantly worries about the masses and about Pakistan. He told her that he is being punished for making Pakistan a world power and for serving the nation most selflessly and for bringing prosperity to the poor.



    Nawaz Sharif's Turkey-bound plane diverted to Lahore to get his favourite ‘sweet dish’

    Maulana Tahir ul Qadri, chief of the Pakistan Awami Tehrik has said in Jang that Nawaz Sharif used to have his breakfast flown from Lahore to Islamabad every morning. Once he was air bound for Turkey when after 20 minutes of flight time, the aircraft was made to turn back to Lahore to get Nawaz Sharif's favourite "sweet dish". Qadri said such rulers ruined the economy with their extravagance. He said that these rulers behaved like Mughal princes.


    Sparks fly from grave, 3 men faint

    According to Insaf, sparks began to fly from a grave in an old graveyard of Bhaipheru. The locals gathered to witness the flaming grave. Amongst them three men, who were weak of heart, fainted. The oldest gravedigger in Bhaipheru was summonned to explain the mystery of the flaming grave and he said that in the grave was buried a money lender who lent money on excessive interest and took over peoples' properties when they failed to honour their debts. Upon hearing this, the crowd fell to its feet and prayed for the deliverance of the money lender. No sooner had they done so that the grave stopped flaming. The fire died down completely but when one Mohsin Raza tried to put some more earth on the grave, his hand was burnt.

    Sniffer dogs uncover police as real culprits in dacoity

    According to Khabrein, sniffer dogs in Sialkot uncovered the real culprits in a dacoity. The dacoity took place at the home of a member of the zakat committee and he lost Rs 15,00,000 and many gold ornaments. He hired sniffer dogs, and accompanied by the local populace, they sniffed the area and went straight to the local police station. When the policemen came out of the station, the dogs barked frantically. This convinced the assembled crowd that the police were the real culprits. The crowd burnt tyers and protested on the road until the DSP came out and assured them that justice would be done.

    #2
    What is this? the National Enquirer?

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      Nawaz Sharif constantly worries in prison about masses

      According to Insaf, Nawaz Sharif has told his wife Kulsoom Nawaz during a meeting with her in Attock jail that he constantly worries about the masses and about Pakistan. He told her that he is being punished for making Pakistan a world power and for serving the nation most selflessly and for bringing prosperity to the poor.



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      Who says nothing is impossible? I've been doing nothing all my life!

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        #4
        I moved this topic from Cultural section to here. I think it can be discussed more appropriately at this place. Thanks.

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          #5
          Typical Chilli news. Give us your spin on this Chill - did you write these stories yourself?

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            #6
            What's the problem? These are all damn good stories...

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              #7
              Ha haa haa...Indian subcontinent is full of corrupt polliticians. They should be hauled off and thrown on an island in the middle of the ocean...to live rest of their lives by catching fish and gathering coconuts

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                #8

                chilli why dont u appease your indian masters by licking their boots instead of searching the net for stories like this.
                Or maybe you were put up to this by pir pagara-i hear he has a thing for south indian homosexuals so you would definately qualify.

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                  #9
                  Extremely funny!!
                  :hehe"

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                  CROIRE A L'INCROYABLE
                  You can't fix stupid. So might as well troll them!

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                    #10
                    Chilli Wrote:

                    1. IG Islamabad wants police to speak fluent English

                    Yes! I fully agree with the IG that the policemen should speak english. Look at some of our Mumbai policemen if you ask them for anything in English do they understand what you have asked? NO.

                    2. Nawaz Sharif constantly worries in prison about masses

                    Nobody in this world is worried about the masses and the country be it Nawaz Shariff or any leader for that matter or be it Indian leader, Clinton or the Arab Kings they are only worried about their bank balances. Their only worries of the day are how to cheat the masses and the country and send the money to Swiss Banks.

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