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    With their current "anti Pakistan and their agencies" hysteria of the Indian media they want you to believe that every aspect of their life is infiltrated by ISI. Having thought about it carefully I came to the conclusion that yes maybe they are right. The following is an example of how an ordinary Indian's day is disrupted by ISI:

    - He wakes up early in the morning and stumbles across the room to watch the sun rise, but there are clouds in the sky blocking his view. Obviously ISI are the culprits as they want him to feel depress, so they sent clouds over India at sun rise.

    - He than makes his way to the bathroom and start shaving. What's this, his face gets cut by the blade. Surely ISI must have planted a rogue blade in his bathroom in order to make his life miserable early in the morning.

    - Having survived two assaults by this terrorist organisation he leaves for work and asks his wife to lock all the doors and baricade herself in the house just in case there is an ISI agent around who might sneak into the house and sabotage it.

    - He than discovers another nefarious plot by the notorious ISI --- all the public transport whether they be buses or trains are overflowing with commuters. Obviously these commuters are ISI plants to stop him from getting to his workplace and contributing to the welfare of his country.

    - He reaches his workplace after a great effort and discovers that ISI has struck again. There is no elctricity and therfore he cannot carry out his duties. Another clever plot by ISI to sabotage his great nation.

    - He staggers to lunch during the afternoon but feels drowsy after the meal. Wants to sleep instead of work. What did the ISI put in his food?

    - On the way back he discovers that the commuter conspiracy is again at work.

    - Finally he arrives home, his children give him their school report. What, they are not doing well at school. Realises that ISI has infiltrated the education system as well and now are out to destroy the education of the children by sending such reports to parents.

    - Night falls, he goes to bed, hears a thump outside his bedroom, looks out of the bedroom window ------------- ISI ----- life goes on.

    #2
    ehsan,
    Burry baat.....
    It would be interesting to suppose that ISI is really doing what some indians believe it is...There can be only two ways to look at it.....
    Either , Pakistanis are bad ppl ..plain and simple....
    Or , may be , perhaps , india is doing somehtings to perpetuate it...
    For the sake of argument , what might be some of the things India is doing to maintain the atmosphere of mistrust,,,, and resulting response..

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      #3
      I found it amusing...the Indians nightmare. LOL

      Fata Morgana

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        #4
        I just visited the Zee tv site which was hacked a few days ago. The hackers had copied my above message into their hacked page.

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          #5
          WooHoo!!! Ehsan is the first GupShupper to be published on Zee TV's homepage!!! Congratulations man...I guess this is the ONLY way a Pakistani voice could make it in INDIA's BIASED media.

          Now you better watch out, some may think you too are involved in the hijacking, Ehsan, a member of the ISI...hmmmm I wonder....

          Achtung

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            #6
            And the same Indian bored and obessessed of ISI, goes with his family to cinema to watch some nice Indian movie. Suddenly his mind crossess and thinks get the hell outta here because the hero of the movie if also an ISI agent who is trying to fix the Indian heroine. LOL

            Fata Morgana

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