Announcement

Collapse
No announcement yet.

*****presidential idol******

Collapse
X
 
  • Filter
  • Time
  • Show
Clear All
new posts

    *****presidential idol******

    ****presidential idol****

    tada tada tadaa ( imagine the music of american idol..or pop idol if u follopw the 'riginal Uk show)

    over the coming weeks, we will be gauging US presidential candidates statements and performances in the same manner as performers are gauged on the american idol/pop idol show.

    Your hosts will be yers truly, Mr Xtreme, Thap, Pakistan Abroad, UTD, and OG.

    the game starts.. this weekend..

    we start with...Joe Lieberman's decision to finally quit...judges will be making comments about his campaign, statements and why ti took him so long to bail...


    My comments; Joe Joe Joe... this is serious politics, u did ride on Gore's coat tails in 2000. I mean you were on TV more talkign about teh voting fiasco in florida. maybe you knew that was your only chance..

    we are doing serious politics here..this is not a joke. Do you really think you are a good presidential candidate? No really..

    Joe..horrid, absolutely horrid, thats what i consider yoru campaign run..
    sorry you are not going to the convention..

    Tada tada tada (music fades)

    keep watching
    The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he did not exist. And like that... he is gone.

    #2
    It took him so long because he was hoping against hope that Jomentum will pick up...alas it never did just like his voice....dull and boring.
    Weather forecast for tonight: dark.

    Comment


      #3
      outside the audition room..

      Joe: shaking his head in disappointment.. "anti-semitic.. that's what that was.. I was the freakin' VP candidate with what's his face... they seem to have forgotten that.. I am not done yet.. I will be back.. look out for G*d - Liberman in 2008".
      JaddoN kaddya jaloos ghareeba tay shehr ich choatalee lug gayee

      Comment


        #4
        OG:


        Joe, that was pathetic, simply pathetic. You did not project your ideas, you looked like a cabaret singer, and you failed to have a personality. You have embarrassed the hebrew candiadates, and you should take your act to some cruiseship.....

        Joe:

        Ah... Er, Ah, er... Well, this is the second time I have auditioned for this contest, and it won't be the same without me. I put everything I had into this contest...Sob....and no one appreciates a Jewish kid around here. ...

        And you Fraudia, yer a jerk, your mothers a jerk, and I wish Paula was here 'cause she would like me!

        Fade to commercial for viagra....
        Boycott Venezuelas State owned Citgo.

        Buy Royal Dutch Shell gasoline!

        Comment


          #5
          next candidate is...al sharpton...okay Al, lets see what you've got.

          judges?
          The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he did not exist. And like that... he is gone.

          Comment


            #6
            Sharpton? Aren't you the guy in Barber Shop 2?

            Comment


              #7
              OG:

              Al, this contest is for Presidential Idol, not Pimp Idol! You have never led anything, been elected to anything, and while you rhyme like Ali, you are a pretender in Jesse Jacksons' clothes... You have created a media circus with Tawana in NYC, but here you are not the ringmaster, just another clown....


              Al:

              The time has come for those who rhyme, to be on TV all the time. I am amusing, if just a little confusing, and as long as there's a four star hotel, I'll have a good time wishing Bush to Hell!. This contest is a bunch of dull pasty rich white boys, except for me and Dennis playin' with the toys.....

              Fade to commercial for Ditech home mortages.....
              Boycott Venezuelas State owned Citgo.

              Buy Royal Dutch Shell gasoline!

              Comment


                #8
                Originally posted by Ohioguy:


                Fade to commercial for Ditech home mortages.....

                Comment


                  #9
                  Well here's a candidate we all know has a snowflakes chance in hell to win this competition but has reached the next rounds only because we wanted to keep things interesting.. pluse we want people to know him cuz we want black votes to tune into our broadcast.
                  JaddoN kaddya jaloos ghareeba tay shehr ich choatalee lug gayee

                  Comment


                    #10
                    Thap: Rev. Al, the bad hair has got to go, the bad suits have got to go, the excess weight has to go, the moustache has got to go and those medallions do nothing for you. Looking like a cross between Don King and James Brown will only get you elected in a post apocalyptic mad max’esque kinda world.

                    We’re looking for style not content.

                    Once this lot is cleared up maybe we can move on to what you're actually saying.

                    Al: Who's James Brown?

                    Comment


                      #11
                      Al.. Daaawg, that was bad. really really bad. I am sure you have talent to do something else but y'all cant really be serious here.

                      Al you had no agenda, you made no real points..the gimmick can only get you so far.

                      But it appears you are going to the next round..so far..
                      The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he did not exist. And like that... he is gone.

                      Comment


                        #12
                        Al, Al, Al … finding a young black girl in upstate New York, smeared with feces and with racial slurs written in charcoal on her naked body, hardly qualifies you to move on to the next round. Your performance in accusing white police officers of the act was neither original nor very believable. Those of us in the audience found your shrill tirade to be insulting, undignified, and no better than race baiting designed to bolster your own image at the expense of truth. Your audition in front of a 12 person jury of your peers was found so inept that they made YOU pay $65,000 for them to listen to your act. I must say that time has not improved the script or your performance. Instead of the American tax payer paying you to match the money you have raised from others to take your show to the next round, you should be required to give everything you have raised and spent to date back to your dupes (er…supporters).

                        If this were the Gong Show, you’d have been gonged a long time ago. I can’t see how a Presidential election should be reduced to something less discriminating than one of the worst television shows in entertainment history.
                        "I met the surgeon general - he offered me a cigarette. " --Rodney Dangerfield

                        Comment


                          #13
                          ^^ I think we've got our 'Simon' for the Presidential Idol
                          JaddoN kaddya jaloos ghareeba tay shehr ich choatalee lug gayee

                          Comment


                            #14
                            ^Hey paula thanks for stating the obvious
                            The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he did not exist. And like that... he is gone.

                            Comment


                              #15
                              Okay..we have all seen howard dean's performance, clark's exit, and the continuation of Al sharpie.

                              judges...your comments on the contestants..
                              The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he did not exist. And like that... he is gone.

                              Comment

                              Working...
                              X