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    A couple had two little boys, ages eight and ten, who
    were excessively mischievous.
    The two were always getting into trouble and their
    parents could be confident that if any mischief
    occurred in their town, their two young
    sons were involved in some capacity. The parents were
    at their wit's end as to what to
    do about their sons' behavior.

    The parents had heard that a clergyman in town had
    been successful in disciplining
    children in the past, so they contacted him, and he
    agreed to give it his best shot. He
    asked to see the boys individually, so the
    eight-year-old was sent to meet with him

    The clergyman sat the boy down and asked him sternly,
    "Where is God?"

    The boy made no response, so the clergyman repeated
    the question in an even sterner
    tone, "Where is God?"

    Again the boy made no attempt to answer, so the
    clergyman raised his voice even more
    and shook his finger in the boy's face, "WHERE IS

    At that, the boy bolted from the room, ran directly
    home, and slammed himself in his
    closet. His older brother followed him into the closet
    and said, "What happened?"

    The younger brother replied,

    "We are in BIG trouble this time. God is missing and
    they think we did it!"

    heard it before but its still good
    I am not a crook!


      Haha! Good one.
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        great great

        Lovely Joke...
        I am burst out of laugh .. :rotfl"