My Aunt's backyard garden reminds of this joke...

[salman_2you]

There was a farmer who grew watermellons. He was doing pretty well, but he was disturbed by some local kids who would sneak into his watermellon patch at night and eat his watermellons. After some careful thought, he came up with a clever idea that he thought would scare the kids away for sure.

He made up a sign and posted it in the field. The next day, the kids show up and they saw the sign which read: "Warning! One of the watermellons in this field has been injected with cyanide."

The kids ran off, made up their own sign and posted it next to the farmer's sign. When the farmer returned, he surveyed the field. He noticed that no watermellons are missing, but the sign next to his read: "Now there are two!!!"



P.S. This is my last contribution to Jokes Forum.

[salman_2you]

Thanks for your smiles

[Khanzada]

Good one

PS: Wapsi kyon bhai? :~(

[coOoLBreeze]

Good One



but why Last one bhyaee,....

[salman_2you]

Originally posted by Khanzada:
PS: Wapsi kyon bhai? :~(

Originally posted by coOoLBreeze:
but why Last one bhyaee,....

Bus yaaro pata nahi kiyon magar ub woh maza nahi raha, jab bhi hansnay ka munn karay ga aik nazar mazi ko dekh lon ga.

[Philanthrope]

LOlz

[Shikra]

Originally posted by salman_2you:
Thanks for your smiles

lol

salman bhaiiiiiiiiiiiiiii aapkey jokes tou BEST hotey hain, hamey chord kar matt jaaen

[Insaniyat]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: My Aunt's backyard garden reminds of this joke...

lol

[Capricorn]

[Khanzada]

Salman2you and Houston ka Don:
Both of you are advised to exercise restraint and be more patient towards one another. Let's make this a more pleasant experience for all the visitors rather than engaging in lil personal wars. I expect both of you to be responsible members. Please don't let me change my opinion.

Regards,

[salman_2you]

Originally posted by Khanzada:
Salman2you and Houston ka Don:
Both of you are advised to exercise restraint and be more patient towards one another. Let's make this a more pleasant experience for all the visitors rather than engaging in lil personal wars. I expect both of you to be responsible members. Please don't let me change my opinion.

Regards,

Khanu, Jo hukum mizaaj e yaar main aa eay

Houston Kay Don agar meray lafzon nay tumhari dil azari ki ho to mein un tamam lafzon ko wapis leta hon. I take my words back. Peace!

[Khanzada]

^--that is indeed in good spirit mate! :~)

*hawannaqon ki tarha bethe crowd ko board dikhata hai jis par likha hai 'Clapping'...aur crown harbara kar deewana war clapping shuru kar deta hai! :~)

Be good,

[ayman]

very gud salman bhai

[Houston_kah_Don]

dude... i neva intended to get in a fight.... i was just fooling around... it was intended to be a joke.... didnt know u gonna take it personal... I am sorry if i offended u or something... didnt mean to man... but next time be a man dude... if some one jokes on u .. reply bak by cracking jokes on them.. don't just start cursing the person parents or granny and stuff... dont be that low of a man ! ! !

anywayzzz its all cool man ! ! !

I apologize for messing with you... didnt have any intentions of offending you or something.

[Pilot]

^ HKD - A piece of advice for you

How could you joke around with someone whom you don't even know very well! So stop messing around... why do you want to provide a chance for someone to make fun of your ancestors? You do that only with your intimate friends because you know them and they know you. It is obvious that any can get offended with your fun.

Good Joke Salman but why this is the last joke???? You didn't answer very well to Khanzada and coolbreeze!!