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    Taxi Driver

    Taxi Driver
    A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question. The driver screamed, lost control of the car, nearly hit a bus, went upon the footpath, and stopped centimeters from a shop window. For a second everything went quiet in the cab, then the driver said, "Look mate, donít ever do that again. You scared the daylights out of me!" The passenger apologized and said, "I didnít realize that a little tap would scare you so much." The driver replied, "Sorry, itís not really your fault.

    Today is my first day as a cab driver - Iíve been driving a van carrying dead bodies for the last 25 years.
    I have OCD: Obsessive Cullens Disorder
    Bite Me! -- Please
    I like running with scissors...makes me feel dangerous

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      #3
      BOO!

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        #4
        Poor guy!

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            #6
            hahahahahhahahahahhaah , i really liked dat one

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              #7
              oldie, and already posted, some time earlier.

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                #8
                Support bacteria. They're the only culture some people have.

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                  #9
                  lolzzzzzzzzzzz
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                  Loat kar koyoon nahi atay hoo kahan hotay hoo

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