A self-centered, unbelieving man... ok a lawyer... died and was
delivered into the devil's hands. "You will be spending eternity
here, but I'll let you pick your own room from three I'll show
you," the devil said.
In the first room were thousands of people standing on their
heads on a brick floor. "I don't like that," said the man. "Show
me the second."
In the second room were thousands of people standing on their
heads on a wood floor. "Well, that's better than brick," the man
said, "but show me the third."
In the third, thousands of people were standing ankle-deep in a
room full of maggot infested garbage, all drinking coffee.
"I'll choose this room," he said.
Into the room he went and the door slammed behind him.
Immediately, the voice of a minor demon rang out, "O.K., coffee
break is over, back on your heads."
delivered into the devil's hands. "You will be spending eternity
here, but I'll let you pick your own room from three I'll show
you," the devil said.
In the first room were thousands of people standing on their
heads on a brick floor. "I don't like that," said the man. "Show
me the second."
In the second room were thousands of people standing on their
heads on a wood floor. "Well, that's better than brick," the man
said, "but show me the third."
In the third, thousands of people were standing ankle-deep in a
room full of maggot infested garbage, all drinking coffee.
"I'll choose this room," he said.
Into the room he went and the door slammed behind him.
Immediately, the voice of a minor demon rang out, "O.K., coffee
break is over, back on your heads."
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