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Secrets of a happy marriage

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    Secrets of a happy marriage

    A couple was celebrating their golden wedding anniversary. Their
    domestic tranquility had long been the talk of the town. A local
    newspaper reporter was inquiring as to the secret of their long and
    happy marriage.

    "Well, it dates back to our honeymoon," explained the man. "We visited
    the Grand Canyon and took a trip down to the bottom of the canyon by
    pack mule. We hadn't gone too far when my wife's mule stumbled. My wife
    quietly said, "That's once."

    We proceeded a little farther and the mule stumbled again. Once more my
    wife quietly said, "That's twice."

    We hadn't gone a half-mile when the mule stumbled a third time. My wife
    quietly removed a revolver from her pocket and shot the mule dead.

    I started to protest over her treatment of the mule when she looked at
    me and quietly said, "That's once."