Guys I wud write this one in Roman urdu becuz i dobut it wont be funny if i write it in English so Here it is!!! its long but funnyyyy.
Saudi Arab mein Aik American, Aik German, Aik Scandanevian, Aur aik Pakistani chori kartay howay pakray gey, Sab ko court mein laaya gaya aur court ney faisla diya key Chaaron ko sar e aam 50 Koray ( hunter) maaray jaaein.
Sab ko aik chowk mein laaya gaya aur sab sey pehlay American chor sey poocha gaya key kya tum koi riyaet ( rebate) chahtay ho, American ney kaha haan mein chahta hon key meri kamar par 100 hunter maar liey jaaein magar meri kamar par aik mota sa kambal baandh diya jaaey, oss ki request maan li gai aur oss ki kamar par aik mota kambal baandh key 100 hunter maaray gey.
Oss key baad German chor ki baari aai oss sey bhi poocha gaya key batao kya rebate chahtay ho, German ney kaha meri kamar par beyshak 150 koray maar leiy jaaein magar meri kamar par 2 motay kambal baandh diey jaaein, request maan lee gai aur German ki kamar par 2 motay kambal baandh kar 150 hunter maaray gey.
Oss key baad INDIAN chor ki baari aai to Scandanevian sey bhi poocha gaya key batao kya rebate chahtay ho, Scandanevian ney kaha key mujhey chahay 200 hunter maar leiy jaaein magar meri kamar par 3 motay kambal baandh diey jaaein, Request maan lee gai aur Scandanevian ki kamar par 3 kambal baandh kar ossey 200 hunter maarey gey.
Aakhir mein Pakistani chor ki baari aai to Pakistani sey poocha gaya key batao kya rebate chahtay ho. Scandanevian chor ney kaha key mujhey kam sey kam 2000 hunter maaray jaaein magar meri kamar par iss Scandanevian chor ko baandh diya jaaey.
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:bhangra:
Saudi Arab mein Aik American, Aik German, Aik Scandanevian, Aur aik Pakistani chori kartay howay pakray gey, Sab ko court mein laaya gaya aur court ney faisla diya key Chaaron ko sar e aam 50 Koray ( hunter) maaray jaaein.
Sab ko aik chowk mein laaya gaya aur sab sey pehlay American chor sey poocha gaya key kya tum koi riyaet ( rebate) chahtay ho, American ney kaha haan mein chahta hon key meri kamar par 100 hunter maar liey jaaein magar meri kamar par aik mota sa kambal baandh diya jaaey, oss ki request maan li gai aur oss ki kamar par aik mota kambal baandh key 100 hunter maaray gey.
Oss key baad German chor ki baari aai oss sey bhi poocha gaya key batao kya rebate chahtay ho, German ney kaha meri kamar par beyshak 150 koray maar leiy jaaein magar meri kamar par 2 motay kambal baandh diey jaaein, request maan lee gai aur German ki kamar par 2 motay kambal baandh kar 150 hunter maaray gey.
Oss key baad INDIAN chor ki baari aai to Scandanevian sey bhi poocha gaya key batao kya rebate chahtay ho, Scandanevian ney kaha key mujhey chahay 200 hunter maar leiy jaaein magar meri kamar par 3 motay kambal baandh diey jaaein, Request maan lee gai aur Scandanevian ki kamar par 3 kambal baandh kar ossey 200 hunter maarey gey.
Aakhir mein Pakistani chor ki baari aai to Pakistani sey poocha gaya key batao kya rebate chahtay ho. Scandanevian chor ney kaha key mujhey kam sey kam 2000 hunter maaray jaaein magar meri kamar par iss Scandanevian chor ko baandh diya jaaey.
Note
lease avoid jokes that have a potential to lead to trouble in the thread. Thanks :rotato:
:bhangra:
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