There was this tiger who woke up one morning feeling great. He felt so good, that he went out and cornered a small monkey and roared at him, "Who is the mightiest of all the jungle animals!?!" And the poor trembling little monkey replied, "You are of course, no one is mightier than you."
A little while later, the tiger confronts a deer and just bellows out, "Who is the greatest and strongest of all the jungle animals!?!" The deer is shaking so hard that he can barely speak, but manages to stammer, "Oh great tiger, you are by far the mightiest animal in the jungle."
The tiger, being on a roll, swaggered up to an elephant who was quietly munching on some weeds, and roared at the top of his lungs, "Who is the mightiest of all the animals in the jungle!?!"
Well, the elephant grabs the tiger with his trunk, picks him up, slams him down, picks him up again, and shakes him until the tiger is just a blur of orange and black, and finally throws him violently into a nearby tree.
The tiger staggers to his feet, looks at the elephant and says, "Man, just because you don't know the answer, doesn't mean you have to get so pissed!"
A little while later, the tiger confronts a deer and just bellows out, "Who is the greatest and strongest of all the jungle animals!?!" The deer is shaking so hard that he can barely speak, but manages to stammer, "Oh great tiger, you are by far the mightiest animal in the jungle."
The tiger, being on a roll, swaggered up to an elephant who was quietly munching on some weeds, and roared at the top of his lungs, "Who is the mightiest of all the animals in the jungle!?!"
Well, the elephant grabs the tiger with his trunk, picks him up, slams him down, picks him up again, and shakes him until the tiger is just a blur of orange and black, and finally throws him violently into a nearby tree.
The tiger staggers to his feet, looks at the elephant and says, "Man, just because you don't know the answer, doesn't mean you have to get so pissed!"