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    An Illinois man left the snow-filled streets of Chicago for a vacation in Florida. His wife was planning to meet him there the next day.

    When he reached his hotel, he decided to send his wife a quick e-mail. Unable to find the scrap of paper on which he had written her e-mail address, he did his best to type it in from memory.

    Unfortunately, he missed one letter in the address, and his note was directed instead to an elderly preacher's wife, whose husband had passed away only the day before. When the grieving widow checked her e-mail, she took one look at the monitor, let out a piercing scream, and fell to the floor in a dead faint. At the sound, her family rushed into the room and saw this note on the screen:

    Dearest Wife,

    Just got checked in. Everything prepared for your arrival tomorrow.

    Your Loving Husband

    P.S. Sure is hot down here.
    Tum Karbala kay baad bhee Syed-Sajjad a.s. ho
    Koi or hota tou khatha Khuda koi nahin hai

    #2
    ...I know that which you do not know. (Quran - 1:30)...... Which then of the bounties of your Lord will you deny?...(Quran - 55:13)...
    Shikra was here.

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      #3
      old but gold.

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        #4
        Originally posted by khekasha:
        old but gold.
        App lagtee tu new hoo magar aap nay sub kuch soona howa hai... wo kasay...
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        Hijar main khoon rulatay ho kahaan hotay hoo
        Loat kar koyoon nahi atay hoo kahan hotay hoo

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          #5
          Joke is nice...
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          Hijar main khoon rulatay ho kahaan hotay hoo
          Loat kar koyoon nahi atay hoo kahan hotay hoo

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            #6
            Lolz

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