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>WHY MEN LIE!!!
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>One day, while a woodcutter was cutting a branch of a tree above a
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>river, his axe fell into the river. When he cried out, the Lord
>appeared and asked, "Why are you crying?" The woodcutter replied that his axe
has fallen into water. The Lord went down into the water and reappeared with a
golden axe. "Is this your axe?" the Lord asked. The woodcutter replied, "No."
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>The Lord again went down and came up with a silver axe. "Is this
>your axe?" the Lord asked. Again, the woodcutter replied, "No."
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>The Lord went down again and came up with an iron axe. "Is this your
>axe?" the Lord asked. The woodcutter replied, "Yes."
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>The Lord was pleased with the man's honesty and gave him all three
>axes to keep, and the woodcutter went home happily.
>
> One day while he was walking with his wife along the riverbank, the
woodcutter's wife fell into the river. When he cried out, the Lord
>again appeared and asked him, "Why are you crying?" "Oh Lord, my wife
>has fallen into the water!"
>
>The Lord went down into the water and came up with Jennifer Lopez. "Is this
your wife?" the Lord asked. "Yes," cried the woodcutter.
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>The Lord was furious. "You cheat! That is an untruth!" The
>woodcutter replied, "Oh, forgive me, my Lord. It is a misunderstanding. You
see, if I said 'no' to Jennifer Lopez, You will come up with Catherine
Zeta-Jones.
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>Then if I also say 'no' to her, You will thirdly come up with my
>wife, and I will say 'yes,' and then all three will be given to me. But
>Lord, I am a poor man and I will not be able to take care of all three wives,
so *that's* why I said yes this time."
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> The moral of the story is whenever a man lies it is for an honorable and useful reason.........
>WHY MEN LIE!!!
>
>One day, while a woodcutter was cutting a branch of a tree above a
>
>river, his axe fell into the river. When he cried out, the Lord
>appeared and asked, "Why are you crying?" The woodcutter replied that his axe
has fallen into water. The Lord went down into the water and reappeared with a
golden axe. "Is this your axe?" the Lord asked. The woodcutter replied, "No."
>
>The Lord again went down and came up with a silver axe. "Is this
>your axe?" the Lord asked. Again, the woodcutter replied, "No."
>
>The Lord went down again and came up with an iron axe. "Is this your
>axe?" the Lord asked. The woodcutter replied, "Yes."
>
>The Lord was pleased with the man's honesty and gave him all three
>axes to keep, and the woodcutter went home happily.
>
> One day while he was walking with his wife along the riverbank, the
woodcutter's wife fell into the river. When he cried out, the Lord
>again appeared and asked him, "Why are you crying?" "Oh Lord, my wife
>has fallen into the water!"
>
>The Lord went down into the water and came up with Jennifer Lopez. "Is this
your wife?" the Lord asked. "Yes," cried the woodcutter.
>
>The Lord was furious. "You cheat! That is an untruth!" The
>woodcutter replied, "Oh, forgive me, my Lord. It is a misunderstanding. You
see, if I said 'no' to Jennifer Lopez, You will come up with Catherine
Zeta-Jones.
>
>Then if I also say 'no' to her, You will thirdly come up with my
>wife, and I will say 'yes,' and then all three will be given to me. But
>Lord, I am a poor man and I will not be able to take care of all three wives,
so *that's* why I said yes this time."
>
> The moral of the story is whenever a man lies it is for an honorable and useful reason.........
Nice try!
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