A blonde had just gotten a new sports car and was
out for a drive when she cut off a truck driver.
He motioned for her to pull over. When she did,
he got out of his truck and pulled a piece of
chalk from his pocket. He drew a circle on the
road and told the blonde to stand in the circle
and not move.
He then went to her car and cut up her leather
seats.
When he turned around she had a slight grin on
her face, so he said, "Oh, you think that's
funny? Watch this." He gets a baseball bat out
of his truck and breaks every window in her car.
When he turns and looks at her she has a smile
on her face. He is getting really mad.
He gets his knife back out and slices all her
tires. Now she's laughing. The truck driver is
really starting to lose it. He goes back to his
truck and gets a can of gas, pours it on her car
and sets it on fire. He turns around and she is
laughing so hard she is about to fall down.
"What's so funny?" The truck driver asked the
blonde.
She replied, "When you weren't looking, I stepped
outside the circle 4 times."
out for a drive when she cut off a truck driver.
He motioned for her to pull over. When she did,
he got out of his truck and pulled a piece of
chalk from his pocket. He drew a circle on the
road and told the blonde to stand in the circle
and not move.
He then went to her car and cut up her leather
seats.
When he turned around she had a slight grin on
her face, so he said, "Oh, you think that's
funny? Watch this." He gets a baseball bat out
of his truck and breaks every window in her car.
When he turns and looks at her she has a smile
on her face. He is getting really mad.
He gets his knife back out and slices all her
tires. Now she's laughing. The truck driver is
really starting to lose it. He goes back to his
truck and gets a can of gas, pours it on her car
and sets it on fire. He turns around and she is
laughing so hard she is about to fall down.
"What's so funny?" The truck driver asked the
blonde.
She replied, "When you weren't looking, I stepped
outside the circle 4 times."
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