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    وَمَا كَانَ رَبُّكَ نَسِيًّا

    #2
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    "Would you like a date?"

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      #3
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      Hasna tha ? :halo:

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        #4
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        Originally posted by Pakistani Prince View Post
        Hasna tha ? :halo:
        Tum bhi ro rahay ho? Shukar!

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          #5
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          No, I dont expect 'You' to laugh at G rated jokes!
          Anyways thanks for visiting jokes section and the thread. Much appreciated!
          وَمَا كَانَ رَبُّكَ نَسِيًّا

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            #6
            Re: Halal Pickup Lines

            Originally posted by PunjaBee View Post
            "Would you like a date?"
            ​What do u mean by 'a date'?
            وَمَا كَانَ رَبُّكَ نَسِيًّا

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              #7
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              I thought we were contributing halal pick up lines, no?

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                #8
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                Originally posted by redvelvet View Post
                Tum bhi ro rahay ho? Shukar!

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                  #9
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                  Originally posted by PunjaBee View Post
                  I thought we were contributing halal pick up lines, no?
                  Keep them coming
                  وَمَا كَانَ رَبُّكَ نَسِيًّا

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                    #10
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                    I want to make you to help me complete half my deen...if ya know what I mean.

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                      #11
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                      "Are you tired? Cuz you've been running through my head all day" ~~> (Halal version) "Are you tired? Cuz you been making tawaf in my head all day"

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                        This one reminds me when a kid asked me for my number so he could keep me updated with MSA (y'all know what it is, right?) meetings and events on campus...

                        The college didn't even have an MSA!! LOL

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                          #13
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                          Reminds me of this guy who approached me with "I think I know you from Sadaf's party"....

                          Sadaf who? What party?

                          Or I think I know you from somewhere.....and then seconds later admitting that they really didn't....(yes, yes, I have lots of dopplegangers)...real smooth.

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                            #14
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                            ^

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                              #15
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                              Hahaha [MENTION=285965]PunjaBee[/MENTION] good ones
                              I can relate to this wake you up for Fajr prayer
                              وَمَا كَانَ رَبُّكَ نَسِيًّا

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