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    The Name Game

    Chinese walks into a bar in America late one night and he saw Steven Spielberg.


    As he was a great fan of his movies, he rushes over to him, and asks for his autograph.


    Instead, Spielberg gives him a slap and says, "You Chinese people bombed our Pearl Harbor, get out of here."


    The astonished Chinese man replied, "It was not the Chinese who bombed your Pearl Harbor, it was the Japanese".


    "Chinese, Japanese, Taiwanese, you're all the same, " replied Spielberg.


    In return, the Chinese gives Spielberg a slap and says, "You sank the Titanic, my forefathers were on that ship."


    Shocked, Spielberg replies, "It was the iceberg that sank the ship, not me." The Chinese replies, "Iceberg, Spielberg, Carlsberg, you're all the same."

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    I didn't ask to be a princess, but hey if the crown fits!

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      #3
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      Life is too important to be taken seriously- Oscar Wilde

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          ~*~Pakistan hamari jaan, sabse pehley Pakistan~*~

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            "The point is Allah. And everything besides Allah, is besides the point."

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              O Allah the Almighty
              protect me and guide me

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