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    Grandma in Court

    In a trial, a small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, an elderly grandmother to the stand.

    He approached her and asked, "Mrs.. Jones, do you know me?"

    She responded, "Why, yes, I do know you, Mr. Williams. I've known you since you were a young boy, and frankly, you're a big disappointment to me. You lie, cheat on your wife, manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs. You think you're a big shot when you haven't the brains to realize you never will amount to anything more than a two-bit paper pusher. Yes, I know you."

    The lawyer was stunned! Not knowing what else to do, he pointed across the room and asked, "Mrs.. Jones, do you know the defence attorney?"

    She again replied, "Why, yes, I do. I've known Mr.. Bradley since he was a youngster. He's lazy, bigoted, and has a drinking problem. He can't build a normal relationship with anyone and his law practice is one of the worst in the state. Not to mention he cheated on his wife with three different women. One of them was your wife. Yes I know him."

    The defence attorney almost died. The judge asked both lawyers to approach the bench and in a quiet voice said:

    "If either of you asks her if she knows me, I'll send you to the electric chair."

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    I didn't ask to be a princess, but hey if the crown fits!

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        #4
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        lollllllllllllllllllll

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          O Allah the Almighty
          protect me and guide me

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            Life is too important to be taken seriously- Oscar Wilde

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              old but gold
              I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it.

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                #8
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                Nice one

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                  "The point is Allah. And everything besides Allah, is besides the point."

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                    ~*~Pakistan hamari jaan, sabse pehley Pakistan~*~

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