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    A second for God

    There was this guy, in need of a lot of cash. He thought up of a plan to get some. He went up to God and said" Hey God, How r ya?" God replied in a dignified manner" What can possibly be wrong with me, wake up man I'm GOD." The guy put his plan in to action by asking God a simple question" Hey God, how much does million earth years seem for you." God replied, "Pooh, they pass like an earthly second for me!" Then the guy asked" OK well, then how much is a Million earth dollars to you?"God replied" Oh they are nothing, just like a penny to you."
    The guy ceased his chance and said" Then my dear God, Would you mind lending me a penny?"
    "Not at all my dear, I'll give it to you in just a second!!"

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      Good one Enterprise

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