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    With all the new technology regarding fertility recently, a 65-year-old woman was able to give birth to a baby

    When she was discharged from the hospital and went home, her relatives came to visit.

    'May we see the new baby?" one asked.

    "Not yet," said the mother. "I'll make coffee and we can visit for awhile first."
    Thirty minutes had passed, and another relative asked, "May we see the new baby now?"
    "No, not yet," said the mother.
    After another few minutes had elapsed, they asked again, "May we see the baby now?"
    "No, not yet," replied the mother.
    Growing very impatient, they asked, "Well, when can we see the baby?"
    "WHEN HE CRIES!" she told them.
    "WHEN HE CRIES?" they demanded.
    "Why do we have to wait until he cries?"
    "BECAUSE I FORGOT WHERE I PUT HIM. O.K.!!?????"
    Lord, grant me the serenity to accept the things I can not change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of those I had to kill because they pissed me off.

    #2
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    Fools never disagree.

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      #3
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      hahahahahah
      good one
      KON DETA HAI OMAR BHAR KA SAHARA FARAZ
      LOG TU JANAZAY MAIN BHI KAANDHAY BADAL'TE REHTE HAIN

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        #4
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        Experience is that Marvellous thing that enables u 2 recognize a mistake when u make it again. (F P.Brown).

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          #5
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          nice 1

          Stay Present,
          stay pleasant,
          stay proud

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            #6
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            Dictatorship sai gira, democracy main atka

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                #8
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                hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
                Ewwwwwwwwwwwww

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                  #9
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                  Never underestimate the predictability of stupidity

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                    #10
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                    hahaahahahahaa

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                      #11
                      :biggthumb
                      Impress me..with your intelligence and wit. :-)

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                        #12
                        "The point is Allah. And everything besides Allah, is besides the point."

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                          #13
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                          funny
                          Bazinggaaaa ....

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                            #14
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                            If every country in the world is in debt
                            Where the hell did all the money go !!

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                              #15
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                              Don't be hurtin' and hatin' cuz my phone is so cool!

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