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    Two Jokes

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    Dost 1: Tu shaadi karna chahta hai?
    Dost 2: Haan
    Dost 1: Shaadi ka matlab pata hai?
    Dost 2: Haan, pehley nikah hota hai.
    Dost 1: Phir?
    Dost 2: Phir rukhsati hoti hai.
    Dost 1: Phir?
    Dost 2: Phir uss ko ghar mein lekey jaatey hain
    Dost 1: Phir?
    Dost 2: Phir mian biwi kamrey main jaatey hain.
    Dost 1: Phir?
    Dost 2: Phir nahin pata, uss key baad mujhey kamrein mein nahin jaaney diya.
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    Doctor: To tum paan, cigarette, tambaacoo wughaira kartey ho?
    Patient: Ghabrao mat sahib, sabb lakey aaya hoon.

    #2
    Re: Two Jokes

    lol LOL lol
    Main Kabhi Batlata Nahin
    Par Andhere Se Darta Hoon Main Maa
    Tujhe Sab Hain Pata,Meri Maa

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      #3
      Re: Two Jokes

      lol
      "A woman should be two things: Classy and Fabulous"

      -Coco Chanel

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