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    Then you ask him

    i dont know k its old or new . . .but i really laughed . . .


    A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.
    The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.
    The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.
    Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.
    The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah".
    The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"
    The little girl replied, "Then you ask him".

    میں نے تجھے اس عمر میں چاہا تھا اے ارض وطن
    جب شعور آج کی صورت میرا بیدار نہ تھا


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      Originally posted by Malik Zulfi View Post
      i dont know k its old or new . . .but i really laughed . . .


      A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.
      The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.
      The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.
      Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.
      The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah".
      The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"
      The little girl replied, "Then you ask him".
      I heard its different version in which the discussion was between a christian priest and an agnost, where the agnost tries hard to convince the priest that the story about whale swallowing Prophet "John" (Hazrat Younis PBUH, I got that right??) can't be true because of above reason (throat!) and then the priest replies him back with that heaven and hell answer.

      Either way its funny .
      Don't believe a word I say

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