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    The guide to women

    A MAN'S GUIDE TO WHAT A WOMAN IS REALLY SAYING:

    I JUST NEED SOME SPACE.
    .... without you in it.

    DO I LOOK FAT IN THIS DRESS?
    We haven't had a fight in a while.

    NO, PIZZA'S FINE.
    .... you cheap slob!

    I JUST DON'T WANT A BOYFRIEND NOW.
    I just don't want you as a boyfriend now.

    I DON'T KNOW, WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO?
    I can't believe you have nothing planned.

    COME HERE.
    My puppy does this, too.

    I LIKE YOU, BUT...
    I don't like you.

    YOU NEVER LISTEN.
    You never listen.

    I'LL BE READY IN A MINUTE.
    I'm ready, but I'm going to make you wait because I know you will.

    OH, NO, I'LL PAY FOR MYSELF.
    I'm just being nice; there's no way I'm going dutch.

    OH YES!!! RIGHT THERE!!
    Well, near there; I just want to get this over with.

    I'M JUST GOING OUT WITH THE GIRLS.
    We're gonna make fun of you and your friends.
    I am Only here to ANNOY U.
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