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    For weeks a six-year old lad kept telling his first-grade teacher about the baby brother or sister that was expected at his house.

    One day the mother allowed the boy to feel the movements of the unborn child. The six-year old was obviously impressed, but made no comment. Furthermore, he stopped telling his teacher about the impending event.

    The teacher finally sat the boy on her lap and said, "Tommy, whatever has become of that baby brother or sister you were expecting at home?"

    Tommy burst into tears and confessed, "I think Mommy ate it!"
    Let The Haters Hate,Let the Doubters Doubt,I Stand By My WOrds.

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    :CareBear:

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        i have heard i tb4 but its nice
        stop annoying me.ok?

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          Experience is that Marvellous thing that enables u 2 recognize a mistake when u make it again. (F P.Brown).

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            Fools never disagree.

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                #8
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                lol
                watcha looking at?

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                  Goyan keshk aqbat taskeen ast...Awal shor ast aqbat namkeen ast
                  Har chanz aasiyat sang zeerey...Ee surat-e-beqrar barbin ast

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                    Awwwwwwwwwww. That's soo cute-funny!
                    Young soul's search has been paused.

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                      VFD: Very Funny Duck
                      (If you don't know what VFD really stands for you are the enemy!)

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                        #12
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                        Aww lol now this is the real innocence ..
                        DRæMR~

                        Don't fear the creation but fear the Creator , Who created the creation you fear~

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                          #13
                          Originally posted by ZuBDa View Post
                          For weeks a six-year old lad kept telling his first-grade teacher about the baby brother or sister that was expected at his house.

                          One day the mother allowed the boy to feel the movements of the unborn child. The six-year old was obviously impressed, but made no comment. Furthermore, he stopped telling his teacher about the impending event.

                          The teacher finally sat the boy on her lap and said, "Tommy, whatever has become of that baby brother or sister you were expecting at home?"

                          Tommy burst into tears and confessed, "I think Mommy ate it!"
                          HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHA
                          Main Kabhi Batlata Nahin
                          Par Andhere Se Darta Hoon Main Maa
                          Tujhe Sab Hain Pata,Meri Maa

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                            Awww!
                            The crap you hear about me might be true.. but then again it might be as fake as the beach who told you.

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                              ~~Be strong now, because things will get better.... it might be stormy now, but it can't rain forever...~~~

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