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    A couple was having a discussion about family finances. Finally the husband exploded, "If it weren't for my money, the house wouldn't be here!" The wife replied, "My dear, if it weren't for your money I wouldn't be here."
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    Hubby - You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?

    Wife - When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.

    Hubby - You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you?

    Wife - Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, "What other problem can there be greater than this one?"
    "The sky is my dome and the earth is my prayer mat"
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    "Verily the ink of a scholar is more holy than the blood of a martyr"

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      good stuff..

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          Åchi ßachi Çlub- Director of Progressive Elements & The Club

          ( (R)·:*:·If u cånnot bê thê poêt, bê thê poêm·:*:·(R)

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            Originally posted by itsme01
            A couple was having a discussion about family finances. Finally the husband exploded, "If it weren't for my money, the house wouldn't be here!" The wife replied, "My dear, if it weren't for your money I wouldn't be here."
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            Hubby - You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?
            Wife - When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.
            Hubby - You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you?
            Wife - Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, "What other problem can there be greater than this one?"
            something is not right with itsme.
            If you have something to say, raise your hand and put it over your mouth.
            A face can say many things. Especially the mouth part.

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              ^ Do not put so much strain on your brain. If there is something wrong then you will be among first 50 people to know about it
              Last edited by itsme01; Mar 17, 2006, 09:09 PM.
              "The sky is my dome and the earth is my prayer mat"
              - - -
              "Verily the ink of a scholar is more holy than the blood of a martyr"

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