Announcement

Collapse
No announcement yet.

get your mind outta the gutter :P

Collapse
X
 
  • Filter
  • Time
  • Show
Clear All
new posts

    get your mind outta the gutter :P

    1. What is a four-letter word that ends in k and means the same as intercourse?

    2. What is it that a cow has four of and a woman has only two of?

    3. What can you find in a mans pants that is about six inches long, has a head on it, and that women love so much that they often blow it?

    4. What word starts with f and ends with u-c-k?

    5. Name five words that are each four letters long, end in u-n-t and one of which is a word for a woman?

    6. What does a dog do that you can step into?

    7. What four-letter word begins with f and ends with k, and if you cant get one you can use your hands?

    8. What is hard, six inches long, has two nuts, and can make a girl fat?

    9. What four-letter word ends in it and is found on the bottom of birdcages?

    10. What is it that all men have one of; its longer on some men than on others; the Pope doesnt use his; and a man gives it to his wife after theyre married?

    (scroll down for answers)




























































    Answers:
    1. talk
    2. legs
    3. a $20 bill
    4. firetruck
    5. bunt, hunt, runt, punt, aunt
    6. pants
    7. fork
    8. Almond Joy candy bar
    9. grit
    10. surname
    I am only responsible for what I say, not for what you understand.

    #2
    Re: get your mind outta the gutter

    The grass ain't always greener on the other side, it's green where you water it.

    Comment


      #3
      Re: get your mind outta the gutter

      ^ and what were you thinking sara.
      blind faith = blind followers

      Comment


        #4
        Re: get your mind outta the gutter

        better u get of ur mind outta gutter
        taiz raftar chalo aur tasadum say bacho

        bheer main sust chalo gay to kuchal jao gay.

        Comment


          #5
          Re: get your mind outta the gutter

          i knew the answer to num 8
          Q. What do you get from a pampered cow?
          A. Spoiled milk.

          Comment


            #6
            Re: get your mind outta the gutter


            *~*~*Made by اللہ *~*~*

            Åchi ßachi Çlub

            Comment


              #7
              Re: get your mind outta the gutter

              L L
              If you have something to say, raise your hand and put it over your mouth.
              A face can say many things. Especially the mouth part.

              Comment


                #8
                Re: get your mind outta the gutter

                Comment


                  #9
                  Re: get your mind outta the gutter

                  Comment


                    #10
                    Re: get your mind outta the gutter

                    Tricky stuff.
                    The Pakistani Brain of the Austria (formerly known as "The Pakistani Brain of UAE")

                    Comment


                      #11
                      Re: get your mind outta the gutter

                      lol.....

                      Comment


                        #12
                        Re: get your mind outta the gutter

                        ok iam not a postive thinker..
                        I've kissed millions of frogs, but still no prince charming...
                        Åchi ßachi Çlub

                        Comment

                        Working...
                        X