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    Blonde part 2

    One winter morning while listening to the radio, Bob and his wife hear the announcer say, "We are going to have 4-6 inches of snow today.
    You must park your car on the even numbered side of the street, so the snowplow can get through."

    Bob's wife goes out and moves her car.

    A week later while they are eating breakfast, the radio
    announcer says, "We are expecting 6-8 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the odd numbered side of the street, so the snowplow can get through."

    Bob's wife goes out and moves her car again.

    The next week they are having breakfast again, when the radio announcer says, "We are expecting 8-10 inches of snow today. You must park..." then the electric power goes out.

    Bob's wife is very upset, and with a worried look on her face she says, "Honey, I don't know what to do. Which side of the street do I need to park on so the plow can get through?"

    With the love and understanding in his voice like all men who are married to blondes exhibit, Bob says, "Why don't you just leave it in the garage this time?"

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    ~*~Pakistan hamari jaan, sabse pehley Pakistan~*~

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      #3
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      :biggthumb

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        #4
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        blind faith = blind followers

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          Rating (3.5/5)
          "The sky is my dome and the earth is my prayer mat"
          - - -
          "Verily the ink of a scholar is more holy than the blood of a martyr"

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              #7
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              rakhtay hain jo auron kay liye pyar ka jazba
              wo log kabhi tot kay bikhra nahin kartay.

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                #8
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                Life became all Gray! But NOW i have decided to paint it all over again.

                I Tawt I Taw A Puddy Tat

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                  #9
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                  i dont get it
                  Q. What do you get from a pampered cow?
                  A. Spoiled milk.

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                    #10
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                    Originally posted by Barfee
                    i dont get it
                    Buffy jee, aap yahan?

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                      #11
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                      taiz raftar chalo aur tasadum say bacho

                      bheer main sust chalo gay to kuchal jao gay.

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                        #12
                        Re: Blonde part 2

                        If you have something to say, raise your hand and put it over your mouth.
                        A face can say many things. Especially the mouth part.

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