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    Divorced Barbie

    A father comes out of work a little late, on his way home he remembers it's his daughter's birthday and he hasn't bought a gift. He parks his car in front of a toy store, and asks the sales person.
    "How much is the Barbie in the window?"

    With a convincing voice the sales person replies:? "Well we have:
    "Barbie goes to the Gym" for $19.95
    "Barbie plays Volley Ball" for $19.95
    "Barbie goes shopping" for $19.95
    "Barbie goes to the Beach" for $19.95
    "Barbie goes dancing" for $19.95
    "Divorced Barbie" for $265.95"
    The surprised man, questions: "Ah!? Why does the divorced Barbie cost $265.95 when the rest are only $19.95?"

    Taking a deep breath, the sales person responds:
    "Sir...the "Divorced Barbie" comes with Ken's car, Ken's house, Ken's boat, Ken's furniture, Ken's computer, and one of Ken's friends."
    If you have something to say, raise your hand and put it over your mouth.
    A face can say many things. Especially the mouth part.

    #2
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    Originally posted by bizz
    one of Ken's friends.


    :biggthumb

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      #3
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      ^ Dhobi, hamaray kapray kahan hain??
      The grass ain't always greener on the other side, it's green where you water it.

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        "The sky is my dome and the earth is my prayer mat"
        - - -
        "Verily the ink of a scholar is more holy than the blood of a martyr"

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          ..Do not look back and grieve over the past for it is gone; and do not be troubled about the future, for it has not yet come. Live in the present and make it so beautiful it will be worth remembering.. ~IK~

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              #7
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              hehe..........
              Åchi ßachi Çlub- Director of Progressive Elements & The Club

              ( (R)·:*:·If u cånnot bê thê poêt, bê thê poêm·:*:·(R)

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                #8
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                ~*~Pakistan hamari jaan, sabse pehley Pakistan~*~

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                    #10
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                    Originally posted by Sara516
                    ^ Dhobi, hamaray kapray kahan hain??
                    Aap kapray dengee to dhoonga naa mein......

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                        #12
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                        He was a self made man who owed his lack of success to nobody.
                        - Author on Cargill in 'Catch 22'

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                          #13
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                          rakhtay hain jo auron kay liye pyar ka jazba
                          wo log kabhi tot kay bikhra nahin kartay.

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                            #14
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                            taiz raftar chalo aur tasadum say bacho

                            bheer main sust chalo gay to kuchal jao gay.

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                              #15
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                              Originally posted by dhobi_bhai
                              Aap kapray dengee to dhoonga naa mein......
                              dhoonga

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