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    An out-of-towner drove his car into a ditch in a desolated area. Luckily, a local farmer came to help with his big strong horse named Buddy.

    He hitched Buddy up to the car and yelled, "Pull, Nellie, pull." Buddy didn't move.

    Then the farmer hollered, "Pull, Buster, pull." Buddy didn't respond.

    Once more the farmer commanded, "Pull, Jennie, pull." Nothing.

    Then the farmer nonchalantly said, "Pull, Buddy, pull." And the horse easily dragged the car out of the ditch.

    The motorist was most appreciative and very curious. He asked the farmer why he called his horse by the wrong name three times.

    The farmer said, "Oh, Buddy is blind, and if he thought he was the only one pulling, he wouldn't even try!"

    #2
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    "The sky is my dome and the earth is my prayer mat"
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    "Verily the ink of a scholar is more holy than the blood of a martyr"

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      #3
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      Originally posted by itsme01
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      Originally posted by itsme01
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      No, its fine meray bhai, Balti is trying his best.
      If you have something to say, raise your hand and put it over your mouth.
      A face can say many things. Especially the mouth part.

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        #4
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        Originally posted by itsme01
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        I am not interested in your rating
        next

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          #5
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          balti wala ji lagta hai kay wo ghora kuch arsa aap ki suhbat bardasht karta raha hai am i right.
          taiz raftar chalo aur tasadum say bacho

          bheer main sust chalo gay to kuchal jao gay.

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            #6
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            u r right madam
            rakhtay hain jo auron kay liye pyar ka jazba
            wo log kabhi tot kay bikhra nahin kartay.

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              #7
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              Originally posted by syed waqas bin sami
              u r right madam
              Ooy chamchaa geeri bund kero

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                #8
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                Originally posted by Baltiwala
                Ooy chamchaa geeri bund kero
                yaar bannanay do na chamcha shayed chai hi penay ko mil jaey
                rakhtay hain jo auron kay liye pyar ka jazba
                wo log kabhi tot kay bikhra nahin kartay.

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                  #9
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                  Originally posted by syed waqas bin sami
                  yaar bannanay do na chamcha shayed chai hi penay ko mil jaey
                  Agar wada kertey ho key chai piney key bad dakaar nahi maro gay to phir theek hai

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                    #10
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                    Originally posted by Baltiwala
                    An out-of-towner drove his car into a ditch in a desolated area. Luckily, a local farmer came to help with his big strong horse named Buddy.

                    He hitched Buddy up to the car and yelled, "Pull, Nellie, pull." Buddy didn't move.

                    Then the farmer hollered, "Pull, Buster, pull." Buddy didn't respond.

                    Once more the farmer commanded, "Pull, Jennie, pull." Nothing.

                    Then the farmer nonchalantly said, "Pull, Buddy, pull." And the horse easily dragged the car out of the ditch.

                    The motorist was most appreciative and very curious. He asked the farmer why he called his horse by the wrong name three times.

                    The farmer said, "Oh, Buddy is blind, and if he thought he was the only one pulling, he wouldn't even try!"

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