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    A man, fond of practical jokes, decided late onenight to send his friend a collect telegram which
    read, "I am perfectly well."

    A week later, the joker received a heavy parcel --
    collect -- on which he had to pay considerable
    charges. Upon opening it, he found a big block of concrete which had this message, "This is the weight your telegram lifted from my mind."
    Last edited by chalo ab faisla kar lo; Mar 1, 2006, 08:13 AM.
    taiz raftar chalo aur tasadum say bacho

    bheer main sust chalo gay to kuchal jao gay.

    #2
    Re: what a shot

    Chalo ab faisla kar lo, Welcome to GupShup.

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      #3
      Re: what a shot

      Originally posted by dhobi_bhai
      Chalo ab faisla kar lo, Welcome to GupShup.
      thanx dhobi bhai yahan tu main aagai magar mujhay ik dhobi ki talash thi kafi din say kapray bohat jama hogaye hain plz contact me at 420420420
      taiz raftar chalo aur tasadum say bacho

      bheer main sust chalo gay to kuchal jao gay.

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        #4
        Re: what a shot

        how many times do we have to go through the torture of reading this joke again n again n yet again??? mayn iss ko suntay sunaty abrre ho gayee houn ab.
        I hate both men and women, and am afraid of animals, so basically I am very very lonely.

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          #5
          Re: what a shot

          ok ok fine.
          taiz raftar chalo aur tasadum say bacho

          bheer main sust chalo gay to kuchal jao gay.

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            #6
            Re: what a shot

            Originally posted by MYwish
            how many times do we have to go through the torture of reading this joke again n again n yet again??? mayn iss ko suntay sunaty abrre ho gayee houn ab.
            ok ok fine.
            taiz raftar chalo aur tasadum say bacho

            bheer main sust chalo gay to kuchal jao gay.

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              #7
              Re: what a shot

              Originally posted by chalo ab faisla kar lo
              thanx dhobi bhai yahan tu main aagai magar mujhay ik dhobi ki talash thi kafi din say kapray bohat jama hogaye hain plz contact me at 420420420
              Allah allah, business me barkat ho rahi hai

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                #8
                Re: what a shot

                gosh he just edited the joke... bayimaaanii
                I hate both men and women, and am afraid of animals, so basically I am very very lonely.

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                  #9
                  Re: what a shot

                  Originally posted by Baltiwala
                  Allah allah, business me barkat ho rahi hai
                  Shuru-aat to aap hee sey hui thee Janab.

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                    #10
                    Re: what a shot

                    Originally posted by dhobi_bhai
                    Shuru-aat to aap hee sey hui thee Janab.
                    Chal Jhotey, abhi tek meri Shalwar to lotai nahi

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                      #11
                      Re: what a shot

                      Originally posted by MYwish
                      gosh he just edited the joke... bayimaaanii
                      :nahnah:
                      taiz raftar chalo aur tasadum say bacho

                      bheer main sust chalo gay to kuchal jao gay.

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                        #12
                        Re: what a shot

                        Originally posted by Baltiwala
                        Chal Jhotey, abhi tek meri Shalwar to lotai nahi
                        Abb dhobi bhai koi machine tow rahay nahin kay idher daalein aur udher say nikal aey , Saaf suthri
                        If you have something to say, raise your hand and put it over your mouth.
                        A face can say many things. Especially the mouth part.

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