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    WOMAN'S PERFECT BREAKFAST:
    She's sitting at the table with her gourmet coffee. Her son is on the cover of the Wheaties box. Her daughter is on the cover of Business Week. Her boyfriend is on the cover of Playgirl. And her husband is on the back of the milk carton.

    WOMEN'S REVENGE
    "Cash, check or charge?" I asked, after folding items the woman wished to purchase. As she fumbled for her wallet, I noticed a remote control for a television set in her purse. "So, do you always carry your TV remote?" I asked. "No," she replied, "but my husband refused to come shopping with me, so I figured this was the most legal, evil thing I could do to him."

    UNDERSTANDING WOMEN
    I know I'm not going to understand women. I'll never understand how you can take boiling hot wax, pour it onto your upper thigh, rip the hair out by the root, and still be afraid of a spider.


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    hehe......
    Åchi ßachi Çlub- Director of Progressive Elements & The Club

    ( (R)·:*:·If u cånnot bê thê poêt, bê thê poêm·:*:·(R)

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      Now I can go to the store tomorrow and get that brand new High-Definition TV for myself, which I badly need. That would also make it a second set, too.

      Finally, a remote and a TV all to myself.

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        install a voice recogination system - that will teach em who is the boss
        "The sky is my dome and the earth is my prayer mat"
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        "Verily the ink of a scholar is more holy than the blood of a martyr"

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