Announcement

Collapse
No announcement yet.

Seven Degrees of Blondes

Collapse
X
 
  • Filter
  • Time
  • Show
Clear All
new posts

    Seven Degrees of Blondes

    [FONT=Arial][SIZE=2]FIRST DEGREE
    A married couple were asleep when the phone rang at 2 in the morning.
    The wife (undoubtedly blonde), picked up the phone, listened a moment
    and said, "How should I know, that's 200 miles from here!" and hung up.
    The husband said, "Who was that?"
    The wife said, "I don't know, some woman wanting to know if the coast is
    clear."

    `*:-.,_,.-:*`*:-.,_,.-:*`*:-.,_,.-:*`*:-.,_,-:*` *:-,_,.-:*`*:
    SECOND DEGREE
    Two blondes are walking down the street. One notices a compact on
    the sidewalk and leans down to pick it up. She opens it, looks in the
    mirror and says, "Hmm, this person looks familiar."
    The second blonde says, "Here, let me see!"
    So the first blonde hands her the compact.
    The second one looks in the mirror and says, "You dummy, it's me!"

    `*:-.,_,.-:*`*:-.,_,.-:*`*:-.,_,.-:*`*:-,_,-:*`*:-,_,.-:*`*:-

    THIRD DEGREE
    A blonde suspects her boyfriend of cheating on her, so she goes out and
    buys a gun. She goes to his apartment unexpectedly and when she opens
    the door she finds him in the arms of a redhead. Well, the blonde is
    really angry. She opens her purse to take out the gun, and as she does so,
    she
    is overcome with grief. She takes the gun and puts it to her head.
    The boyfriend yells, "No, honey, don't do it!!!"
    The blonde replies, "Shut up, you're next!"
    `*:-.,_,.-:*`*:-.,_,.-:*`*:-,_,.-:*`*:-.,_,-:*`*:-.,_,.-:*`*:
    FOURTH DEGREE
    A blonde was bragging about her knowledge of state capitals.
    She proudly says, "Go ahead, ask me, I know all of them."
    A friend says, "OK, what's the capital of Wisconsin?"
    The blonde replies, "Oh, that's easy: W."

    `*:-.,_,.-:*`*:-.,_,.-:*`*:-.,_,.-:*`*:-.,_,-:*`*:-.,_,.-:*`*:

    FIFTH DEGREE
    What did the blonde ask her doctor when he told her she was pregnant?
    "Is it mine?"
    `*:-.,_,.-:*`*:-,_,.-:*`*:-.,_,.-:*! `*:-.,_,-:*`*:-.,_,.-:*`*:

    SIXTH DEGREE
    Bambi, a blonde in her fourth year as a UCLA freshman, sat in her US
    government class. The professor asked Bambi if she knew what Roe vs.
    Wade was about.
    Bambi pondered the question then finally said, "That was the decision
    George Washington had to make before he crossed the Delaware."
    `*:-.,_,.-:*`*:-.,_,.-:*`*:-.,_,.-:*`*:-.,_,-:*`*:-.,_,.-:*`*:

    SEVENTH DEGREE
    Returning home from work, a blonde was shocked to find her house ransacked

    and burglarized. She telephoned the police at once and reported the crime
    The police dispatcher broadcast the call on the radio, and a K-9 unit,
    patrolling nearby was the first to respond. As the K-9 officer approached
    the house with his dog on a leash, the blonde ran out on the porch,
    shuddered at the sight of the cop and his dog, then sat down on the steps.
    Putting her face in her hands, she moaned, "I come home to find all my
    possessions stolen. I call the police for help, and what do they do?
    They send me a BLIND policeman."[/SIZE][/FONT]

    #2
    Re: Seven Degrees of Blondes

    Originally posted by Aliyah_Z
    FIRST DEGREE
    A married couple were asleep when the phone rang at 2 in the morning.
    The wife (undoubtedly blonde), picked up the phone, listened a moment
    and said, "How should I know, that's 200 miles from here!" and hung up.
    The husband said, "Who was that?"
    The wife said, "I don't know, some woman wanting to know if the coast is
    clear."

    `*:-.,_,.-:*`*:-.,_,.-:*`*:-.,_,.-:*`*:-.,_,-:*` *:-,_,.-:*`*:

    THIRD DEGREE
    A blonde suspects her boyfriend of cheating on her, so she goes out and
    buys a gun. She goes to his apartment unexpectedly and when she opens
    the door she finds him in the arms of a redhead. Well, the blonde is
    really angry. She opens her purse to take out the gun, and as she does so,
    she
    is overcome with grief. She takes the gun and puts it to her head.
    The boyfriend yells, "No, honey, don't do it!!!"
    The blonde replies, "Shut up, you're next!"

    `*:-.,_,.-:*`*:-.,_,.-:*`*:-.,_,.-:*`*:-.,_,-:*` *:-,_,.-:*`*:


    Love your work with those creative dividers! :biggthumb

    Comment


      #3
      Re: Seven Degrees of Blondes

      oh thank you thank you..

      Comment


        #4
        Re: Seven Degrees of Blondes

        Comment


          #5
          Re: Seven Degrees of Blondes

          Comment


            #6
            Re: Seven Degrees of Blondes

            old but funny
            blind faith = blind followers

            Comment


              #7
              Re: Seven Degrees of Blondes

              Comment


                #8
                Re: Seven Degrees of Blondes

                Comment

                Working...
                X