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    Two Cannibals

    Don't know if it's been posted before, but funny..

    Two cannibals, a father and son, were elected by the tribe to go out and get something to eat. They walked deep into the jungle and waited by a path.

    Before long, along came this little old man. The son said, "Ooh dad, there's one." "No," said the father. "There's not enough meat on that one to even feed the dogs. We'll just wait."

    Well, a little while later, along came this really fat man. The son said, "Hey dad, he's plenty big enough." "No," the father said. "We'd all die of a heart attack from the fat in that one. We'll just wait."

    About an hour later, here comes this absolutely gorgeous woman.

    The son said, "Now there's nothing wrong with that one dad. Let's eat her."

    "No," said the father. "We'll not eat her either."

    "Why not?" asked the son.

    "Because, we're going to take her back alive and eat your mother."

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    :yukh:




    "The sky is my dome and the earth is my prayer mat"
    - - -
    "Verily the ink of a scholar is more holy than the blood of a martyr"

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      #3
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      hahahahha, now that was funny
      blind faith = blind followers

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        its not funny,its cruel
        Åchi ßachi Çlub- Director of Progressive Elements & The Club

        ( (R)·:*:·If u cånnot bê thê poêt, bê thê poêm·:*:·(R)

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            #6
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            thts funny but too lengthyyy.
            ~'***if u love sum 1 let dem go if day cum bk its ment 2 b***'~

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              He was a self made man who owed his lack of success to nobody.
              - Author on Cargill in 'Catch 22'

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                lol
                I'm like the whole library in Kemet with Annunaki genetics!

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                  Åchi ßachi Çlub- Director of Progressive Elements & The Club

                  ( (R)·:*:·If u cånnot bê thê poêt, bê thê poêm·:*:·(R)

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