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    You know you are Asian when......(Bairoon-e-Mumalik kay log ghaur sey pardhein)

    * Your house smells like fried onions.

    * When you tell your parents you got 98%, and they ask you what happened to the other two percent.

    * There is a sale on any item, you buy 100 of them.

    * You make tea in a saucepan.

    * You never buy bin bags, but use your saved grocery bags for it.

    * You put your clothes in suitcases instead of wardrobes.

    * You have a 'Singer Brother' sewing machine at home.

    * Your mother has a minor disagreement with her sister and doesn't talk to her for ten years.

    * You call an older person you've never met before "uncle".

    * You hide everything from your parents.

    * Your mother does everything for you if you are male.

    * You do all the housework and cooking if you are female. (Bechari larkiyan )

    * Your relatives alone could populate a small city.

    * Everyone is a family friend.

    * Everyone always called you for help on homework.

    * You study law, medicine or engineering at university.

    * You were thick so you studied computer science or business instead.

    * You know no one who has studied music.

    * You went to a university as far away from home as possible.

    * You still came back home to live with your parents after you had finished.

    * Your best friend got married at the age of 18.

    * You only make telephone calls after 6pm.

    * You like the meat well done.

    * You eat onions with everything.

    * You use chilli sauce instead of tomato ketchup.

    * You fight over who pays the dinner bill.

    * You say you hate Indian films(/songs) but secretly watch(/hear) them with your parents.

    * You teach Westerners swearwords in your language.

    * You order Indian food in your own language to impress the people you're with but the waiters don't understand you.

    * You avoid public places when with a member of the opposite sex, especially if there is an acquaintance within a 250 miles radius.

    * You always say "open the light" instead of "turn the light on".

    * You secure your baggage with a rope.

    * You're walking out of customs with your trolley at the airport and you see all twenty-five members of your family who have come to pick you up.

    * You get very upset when airlines refuse to accept your luggage which is just 80 lbs. overweight.

    * You go back to your parents' country and people treat you like a member of the royal family.

    * You ask your dad a simple question and he tells you story of how he had to walk miles barefoot just to get to school.

    * Your Dad drives a Nissan.

    * You're rich so he drives a Mercedes.

    - (For females) You're parents would freak out if
    you wore a crop top baring your midriff but wearing a sari is perfectly acceptable.

    (For females) Your brother had no curfew while you had to be home at 11pm.

    * You are ALWAYS taking off and putting on your shoes wherever you go.

    * When you were little you always wondered why your English friends waited until after breakfast to brush their teeth when you did it first thing in the morning.

    * To your English friends, oil is used purely for cooking and not as a grooming aid.

    * You wonder how odd it would be to see your parents get within one foot of each other.

    * Your parents have nicknames but only because people they work with just stop when trying to read their names.

    * You have annoying nicknames like Chotu or Chicku.

    * Your parents call all your friends "Beta" (son) whether they are PAK or not.

    * Your mother measures wealth in gold and diamonds.

    * Your parents drink 6 cups of tea a day.

    * Your parents push the concept of an arranged marriage on you and try to demonstrate how well it works whenever they're not fighting..

    * Your parents compare you to all of their friends' kids.

    * At least once a week your mom says, "I want to go to India/Pakistan".

    * No one ever seems to call ahead of time to say they are coming over for a visit.

    * Your parents worry what other people will think if you're not going to be a doctor/ lawyer/ engineer.

    * You're parent's always say, "It's cheaper in India/Pakistan."

    #2
    Re: You know you are Asian when......(Bairoon-e-Mumalik kay log ghaur sey pardhein)

    hehe
    Åchi ßachi Çlub- Director of Progressive Elements & The Club

    ( (R)·:*:·If u cånnot bê thê poêt, bê thê poêm·:*:·(R)

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      #3
      Re: You know you are Asian when......(Bairoon-e-Mumalik kay log ghaur sey pardhein)

      best compilation!
      "The sky is my dome and the earth is my prayer mat"
      - - -
      "Verily the ink of a scholar is more holy than the blood of a martyr"

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        #4
        Re: You know you are Asian when......(Bairoon-e-Mumalik kay log ghaur sey pardhein)

        hahahahaheheh
        Åchi ßachi Çlub- Director of Progressive Elements & The Club

        ( (R)·:*:·If u cånnot bê thê poêt, bê thê poêm·:*:·(R)

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          #5
          Re: You know you are Asian when......(Bairoon-e-Mumalik kay log ghaur sey pardhein)

          LOL @ * You teach Westerners swearwords in your language.

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            #6
            Re: You know you are Asian when......(Bairoon-e-Mumalik kay log ghaur sey pardhein)

            the rest is funny too though

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              #7
              Re: You know you are Asian when......(Bairoon-e-Mumalik kay log ghaur sey pardhein)

              Why so serious ... ?

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                #8
                Re: You know you are Asian when......(Bairoon-e-Mumalik kay log ghaur sey pardhein)

                * No one ever seems to call ahead of time to say they are coming over for a visit.



                not funny
                blind faith = blind followers

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                  #9
                  Re: You know you are Asian when......(Bairoon-e-Mumalik kay log ghaur sey pardhein)

                  why not?

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                    #10
                    Re: You know you are Asian when......(Bairoon-e-Mumalik kay log ghaur sey pardhein)

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                      #11
                      Re: You know you are Asian when......(Bairoon-e-Mumalik kay log ghaur sey pardhein)

                      hehehehehheehhhaah!
                      Åchi ßachi Çlub- Director of Progressive Elements & The Club

                      ( (R)·:*:·If u cånnot bê thê poêt, bê thê poêm·:*:·(R)

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