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    The Pet.

    This guy was lonely, and decided life would be more fun if he had a pet. So he went to the pet store and told the owner that he wanted to buy an unusual pet. After some discussion, he finally bought a centipede which came in a little white box to use for his house.

    He took the box back home, found a good location for the box, and decided he would start off by taking his new pet to the bar to have a beer or two. So he asked the pet, "Would you like to go to Sam's with me and have a beer?"

    But there was no answer from his new pet. This bothered him a bit, but he waited a few minutes and then asked him again, "How about going to the bar and having a drink with me?"

    But again, there was no answer from his new friend and pet. So he waited a few minutes more, thinking about the situation. He decided to ask him one more time; this time putting his face up against the centipede's house and shouting, "Hey, in there! Would you like to go to Sam's place and have a drink with me?"

    A little voice came out of the box: "I heard you the first time! I'm putting on my shoes."
    {o,o}
    |)__)
    -"-"-

    O RLY?

    #2
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    The best loved by God are those that are rich, yet have the humility of the poor, and those that are poor and have the magnanimity of the rich.

    Saadi Sherazi

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      #3
      Re: The Pet.

      LOL<
      blind faith = blind followers

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        #4
        Re: The Pet.

        hehe

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          #5
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          "The sky is my dome and the earth is my prayer mat"
          - - -
          "Verily the ink of a scholar is more holy than the blood of a martyr"

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            #6
            Re: The Pet.

            ^wassup wid u?
            Åchi ßachi Çlub- Director of Progressive Elements & The Club

            ( (R)·:*:·If u cånnot bê thê poêt, bê thê poêm·:*:·(R)

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              #7
              Re: The Pet.

              Originally posted by itsme01
              x 2
              If you have something to say, raise your hand and put it over your mouth.
              A face can say many things. Especially the mouth part.

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                #8
                Re: The Pet.

                ^

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