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    How mods are selected on Guftugu.com

    From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this:

    What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?

    Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

    If:
    A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
    is represented as:
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

    Then:

    H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
    8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%


    and
    K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
    11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

    But,

    A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
    1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

    And,

    B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
    2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

    AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.

    A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
    1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

    So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hardwork and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the BULLSH!T and ASSKISSING that will put you over the top !!!
    I am only responsible for what I say, not for what you understand.

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    Re: How mods are selected on Guftugu.com



    ^ a formula that has worked in the corporate world for a long time

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      #3
      Re: How mods are selected on Guftugu.com

      5abi ji u are a genius

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        #4
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        ..Do not look back and grieve over the past for it is gone; and do not be troubled about the future, for it has not yet come. Live in the present and make it so beautiful it will be worth remembering.. ~IK~

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          #5
          Re: How mods are selected on Guftugu.com

          impressive

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            #6
            Re: How mods are selected on Guftugu.com

            old but still good
            blind faith = blind followers

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              #7
              Re: How mods are selected on Guftugu.com

              have another version of this, still funny
              If you have something to say, raise your hand and put it over your mouth.
              A face can say many things. Especially the mouth part.

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                #8
                Re: How mods are selected on Guftugu.com

                arent these supposed 2 b g-rated jokes?
                Åchi ßachi Çlub- Director of Progressive Elements & The Club

                ( (R)·:*:·If u cånnot bê thê poêt, bê thê poêm·:*:·(R)

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                  #9
                  Re: How mods are selected on Guftugu.com

                  Originally posted by koolkomal
                  arent these supposed 2 b g-rated jokes?
                  yes they are., request mods to make a 'C'-Rated Jokes section
                  "The sky is my dome and the earth is my prayer mat"
                  - - -
                  "Verily the ink of a scholar is more holy than the blood of a martyr"

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                    #10
                    Re: How mods are selected on Guftugu.com

                    Originally posted by itsme01
                    yes they are., request mods to make a 'C'-Rated Jokes section
                    Åchi ßachi Çlub- Director of Progressive Elements & The Club

                    ( (R)·:*:·If u cånnot bê thê poêt, bê thê poêm·:*:·(R)

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                      #11
                      Re: How mods are selected on Guftugu.com

                      lussi's thread in feedback inspoired me to revive
                      I am only responsible for what I say, not for what you understand.

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                        #12
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                        Ass Kicking

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                          #13
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                          ^ 5abi jee you were a mod once, so you must know how you got there.

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                            #14
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                            ...and those who joyfully leave everything in Allah's hands, will eventually find Allah's hand in everything
                            Worries end, where faith begins........!

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                              #15
                              Re: How mods are selected on Guftugu.com

                              Originally posted by ehsan
                              ^ 5abi jee you were a mod once, so you must know how you got there.
                              but i guess he did Taubatun Nasooh and immediately was first taken off from the chair and then was banned too
                              Quite often good things have hurtful consequences. There are instances of men who have been ruined by their money or KILLED by their COURAGE. ~Aristotle

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