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    My mom is TWICE as funny as I am! :]

    and lemme tell ya, that's A LOT!

    So last night, I tried pretending to be sick so I wouldn't have to go to school today...

    I walk up to my mom and I'm like "Ammi, I'm sickkkk "

    She's like "Beta, chup karo. You're not sick, you're a Muslim."

    I sat there for a good minute and then I realized the joke. Then I laughed. a lot.

    The End. :>

    #2
    Re: My mom is TWICE as funny as I am! :]

    oh you mean your mom is average funny then..
    Last edited by kaka_in_usa; Feb 13, 2006, 01:34 PM.
    Tu bhi villain ban sakta tha, "BILLA" ban sakta tha.....

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      #3
      Re: My mom is TWICE as funny as I am! :]

      Sadiyoon purana bahana skool na jaaney ka.

      Aap ney bolna tha kay ammi jee, mein ney ghar baith kar kapray dhonay aur jhaaro maarna seekhna hai, taakey mujhe aagey jaa kay kaam aa sakey. Phir dekhteen aap, kiya nateeja nikalna tha uska.

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        #4
        Re: My mom is TWICE as funny as I am! :]

        Originally posted by phatima1

        I walk up to my mom and I'm like "Ammi, I'm sickkkk "

        She's like "Beta, chup karo. You're not sick, you're a Muslim."
        :biggthumb

        finally i can admit you got some humour.
        "The sky is my dome and the earth is my prayer mat"
        - - -
        "Verily the ink of a scholar is more holy than the blood of a martyr"

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          #5
          Re: My mom is TWICE as funny as I am! :]

          "i was never here"
          blind faith = blind followers

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            #6
            Re: My mom is TWICE as funny as I am! :]

            Trying to laugh
            I hate both men and women, and am afraid of animals, so basically I am very very lonely.

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              #7
              Re: My mom is TWICE as funny as I am! :]

              You people don't appreciate my mama's jokes?

              dafa ho jao! SUB LOG!

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                #8
                Re: My mom is TWICE as funny as I am! :]

                thats funny. ya. thats it.
                dafa hoing now
                If you have something to say, raise your hand and put it over your mouth.
                A face can say many things. Especially the mouth part.

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                  #9
                  Re: My mom is TWICE as funny as I am! :]

                  LOL ...

                  Yeh saray log kel hunsain gai.
                  { Remember the joke - where lion tells a joke and donkey laugh the next day? }
                  [ M ] - Awesome Wedding Photographer + Videographer in Canada

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                    #10
                    Re: My mom is TWICE as funny as I am! :]

                    ^ No, but I have a feeling it'll be twice as corny as mine

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                      #11
                      Re: My mom is TWICE as funny as I am! :]

                      PrinceMS: lol, haha... hey what are you implying
                      If you have something to say, raise your hand and put it over your mouth.
                      A face can say many things. Especially the mouth part.

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                        #12
                        Re: My mom is TWICE as funny as I am! :]

                        Princey is my pal!

                        He called you all donkies

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                          #13
                          Re: My mom is TWICE as funny as I am! :]

                          you pronounce it 'seekh' not 'sick'

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                            #14
                            Re: My mom is TWICE as funny as I am! :]

                            Originally posted by phatima1
                            You people don't appreciate my mama's jokes?

                            dafa ho jao! SUB LOG!
                            akading phatima from her kaan, and dropping her back in Cafe:
                            Tu bhi villain ban sakta tha, "BILLA" ban sakta tha.....

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                              #15
                              Re: My mom is TWICE as funny as I am! :]

                              It took you a minute to get this joke. Late Lateef

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