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    Somethink to think about

    Somethink to think about - The REAL Thread.

    Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected.

    Did you ever notice when you blow in a dog's face he gets mad at you?
    But when you take him in a car he sticks his head out the window.

    Have you ever noticed? Anybody going slower than you is an idiot,
    and anyone going faster than you is a maniac.

    I'm not into working out. My philosophy: No pain, no pain.

    I'm still trying to figure out why kamikaze pilots wore helmets.

    They say when you get old you have to stay in shape.
    My grandfather started walking five miles a day when he
    was 60. He's 97 today and we don't know where he is.

    I have six locks on my door, all in a row. When I go out, I lock every
    other one. I figure no matter how long somebody
    stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three.

    The reason most people play golf is to wear clothes they would
    not be caught dead in otherwise.

    TV ads show you how detergents take out bloodstains. I think if you've got
    a bloodstained T-shirt, maybe laundry isn't your biggest problem.

    A lady came up to me on the street and pointed at my suede jacket. 'You know a cow was murdered for that jacket'? She sneered. I replied in a psychotic tone, "I didn't know there were any witnesses. Now I'll have to kill you too!"

    Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant? I'm halfway through my
    fish-burger and I realize, "Oh my God.... I could be eating a slow learner."
    If you have something to say, raise your hand and put it over your mouth.
    A face can say many things. Especially the mouth part.

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    Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant? I'm halfway through my
    fish-burger and I realize, "Oh my God.... I could be eating a slow learner."


    LOL.
    blind faith = blind followers

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