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    There are two statues in a park; one of a nude man and one of a nude woman. They had been facing each other across a pathway for a hundred years, when one day an angel comes down from the sky and, with a single gesture, brings the two to life. The angel tells them, "As a reward for being so patient through a hundred blazing summers and dismal winters, you have been given life for thirty minutes to do what you've wished to do the most." He looks at her, she looks at him, and they go running off together behind the shrubbery. The angel waits patiently as the bushes rustle and giggling ensues. After fifteen minutes, the two return, out of breath and laughing. The angel tells them, "Um, you have fifteen minutes left." The male statue asks the woman statue, "Would you like to do it again?" "Oh, yes let's," she replies! "But let's change positions. This time, I'll hold the pigeon down, and you $hiiit on its head.
    blind faith = blind followers

    #2
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    RRRROOOTTTTFFLLLLLLllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
    although you mailed it to me too - but its so freakin funny everytime i read it i just explode

    Massoom Masoom statue - Chooti Chooti KhushiyaaN
    If every country in the world is in debt
    Where the hell did all the money go !!

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      #3
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      If you have something to say, raise your hand and put it over your mouth.
      A face can say many things. Especially the mouth part.

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        #4
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        lol.
        I hate both men and women, and am afraid of animals, so basically I am very very lonely.

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          #5
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          LOLzzz
          A friend of mine told the punjabi version of this joke.
          And I had a heart attack - Laughing and almost suffocating myself

          The punch line
          " Oye HuNN tu isss < BEEP > noo PHaaRR , tay main aidi Tind ich < BEEP > karaaN gaa
          If every country in the world is in debt
          Where the hell did all the money go !!

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            #6
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            One of the best out there... lol...

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