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    Always tell your wife the truth.

    A lady tells her husband to go to the store to buy some cigarettes.

    He walks down to the store only to find it closed. So he goes into a nearby bar to use the vending machine. At the bar he sees beautiful woman and strikes up a conversation. They have a couple of beers and one thing leads to another and they end up in her apartment.

    After they've had their fun, he realizes its 3am and says, "Oh no! It's so late. My wife's going to kill me. Have you got any talcum powder?"

    She gives him some talcum powder, which he precedes to rub on his hands and then goes home. His wife is waiting for him in the doorway and she is pretty angry. Where have you been?" Well, honey, it's like this.

    I went to the store like you asked, but they were closed. So I went to the bar to use the vending machine. I saw this great looking girl there and we had a few drinks and one thing led to another and I ended up in bed with her.

    "Oh yeah? Let me see your hands!" She sees his hands are covered with powder and says... "You big fat liar!!! You were playing pool again!"

    Moral of the story:

    [i](1) Always tell your wife the truth.
    (2) She won't believe you anyway.
    (3) At least your conscience will be clear[i]



    Purpose of posting it here is:




    EDIT : We dont really need the last line, do we?
    Last edited by JonyBr; Jun 12, 2005, 07:31 AM.
    The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, but wiser people so full of doubts. Russell

    #2
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    haha..well even if the wife would have believed him..the husband could have gotten away by buying her some expensive gift.. women are a sucker for those (among other things)
    Adopt me Angelina.

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      #3
      Re: Always tell your wife the truth.

      belongs in the jokes section. There is a similar one where the lady drags the guy's shoes in the dirt and the wife says "you were playing golf".

      boring

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        #4
        Re: Always tell your wife the truth.

        Women bashing thread

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          #5
          Re: Always tell your wife the truth.

          I believe in dragons, good men, and other fantasy creatures.

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            #6
            Re: Always tell your wife the truth.

            women are dumb

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