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    An Afghanistani was driving in the countryside in USA and spotted a herd of sheep with lambs. He decided a cute little lamb would be a good pet for his son. So he stopped and asked the shepherd, 'If I can guess how many animals are in your herd, can I have one of the lambs?'

    The sheepherder said, 'Yeah, sure, give it a shot.' So he said 'There are 297.'

    The shepherd was amazed because that was exactly right so he said, 'Go ahead and pick your lamb.' As the Afghanistani was getting ready to leave he said, 'If I can guess which country you are from, can I have the animal back?'

    Afghanistani said, 'Fair enough.'
    The shepherd said, 'You are from Afghanistan!'
    The Afghanistani had to return the animal.

    He asked the shepherd, 'How did you guess that?'
    Shepherd says, 'Because that animal is a dog, not a lamb!'

    #2
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    cool!
    10% of your life is what happens to you...
    ...90% of life is how you react to it !

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      #3
      Re: Afghanistani's Guess

      Originally posted by Ranjhan
      An Afghanistani was driving in the countryside in USA and spotted a herd of sheep with lambs. He decided a cute little lamb would be a good pet for his son. So he stopped and asked the shepherd, 'If I can guess how many animals are in your herd, can I have one of the lambs?'

      The sheepherder said, 'Yeah, sure, give it a shot.' So he said 'There are 297.'

      The shepherd was amazed because that was exactly right so he said, 'Go ahead and pick your lamb.' As the Afghanistani was getting ready to leave he said, 'If I can guess which country you are from, can I have the animal back?'

      Afghanistani said, 'Fair enough.'
      The shepherd said, 'You are from Afghanistan!'
      The Afghanistani had to return the animal.

      He asked the shepherd, 'How did you guess that?'
      Shepherd says, 'Because that animal is a dog, not a lamb!'
      Not funny at all.. and please dont start an argument with me
      I've kissed millions of frogs, but still no prince charming...
      Åchi ßachi Çlub

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        #4
        Re: Afghanistani's Guess

        jerk!!!
        My heart never knew loneliness until you went away…

        I miss you

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          #5
          Re: Afghanistani's Guess

          ^
          Teer ain nishaany pe laga.

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            #6
            Re: Afghanistani's Guess

            yo guy......afghanis arent indians comeon !..
            Patta patta boota boota haal hamaara jaane hai
            Jaane na jaane gul he na jaane, baagh to saara jaane hai

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