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    chinese proverbs

    PROVERBS

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    Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone.

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    Man who run in front of car get tired.

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    Man who run behind car get exhausted.

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    Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.

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    Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.

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    Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.

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    Man with one chopstick go hungry.

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    Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails.

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    Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.

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    Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk.

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    Panties not best thing on earth! But next to best thing on earth.

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    War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left.

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    Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house.

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    Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.

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    It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it.

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    Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.

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    Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.

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    Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.

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    Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs.

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    Man who fart in church sit in own pew.

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    Crowded elevator smell different to midget.

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    Oh, everything's too damned expensive these days. This Bible cost 15 bucks! And talk about a preachy book! Everybody's a sinner! Except this guy.

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    Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails.

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    lolz i agree
    Bhangi cult-THE FOLLOWER
    You cant have everything, Where would u put it?

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