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    Women in a mini skirt

    In a crowded city at a crowded bus stop a beautiful young woman was
    waiting for the bus. Dressed up for work, she was wearing a very tight
    mini skirt.

    As the bus rolled up and it became her turn to get on the bus she
    became aware that her skirt was too tight to allow her leg to come up
    to

    the height of the bus' first step. So slightly embarrassed and with a
    quick
    smile to the bus Driver she reached behind her and unzipped her skirt a
    little thinking that this would give her enough slack to raise her leg.

    Again she tried to make the step onto the bus to discover she still
    could not make the step. So, a little more embarrassed she once again
    reached behind her and unzipped her skirt a little more. And for a
    second time
    she attempted the step and once again, much to her disgust she could
    not
    raise her leg because of the tight skirt. So with a coy little smile to
    the driver she again unzipped the offending skirt to give a little more
    slack and again was unable to make ! the step.

    About this time the big Texan that was behind her in the line picked
    her up easily from the waist and placed her lightly on the step of the
    bus.

    Well, she went ballistic and turned on the would-be hero, screeching at
    him, "How dare you touch my body!! I don't even know who you are!! ".

    At this the Texan drawled,"Well ma'am, normally I would agree with
    you but after you unzipped my pants three times, I kinda figured we
    were friends".
    lolz.... hope you all like it...
    My heart never knew loneliness until you went away…

    I miss you

    #2
    Re: Women in a mini skirt

    hahahahahahahahaha i like it
    Mill ke sab matam-e-shabbir karo..

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      #3
      Re: Women in a mini skirt

      good....
      My heart never knew loneliness until you went away…

      I miss you

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        #4
        Re: Women in a mini skirt

        Lol

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          #5
          Re: Women in a mini skirt

          wait lemme laugh... da' was hilarious!zabardast! ha ha ha..
          HE ASKED ME WHO IS MORE IMPORTANT TO U? "ME" OR UR "LIFE" I REPLIED MY LIFE.HE WENT AWAY WITHOUT KNOWING DAT HE WAS MA LIFE!


          V DUNE OVA' TAKE
          V JUS TAKE OVA'

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            #6
            Re: Women in a mini skirt

            Laugh when you can, apologize when you should, and let go of what you can't change. Kiss slowly, play hard, forgive quickly, take chances, give everything, and have no regrets

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              #7
              Re: Women in a mini skirt

              Read the joke, than read insan's sig.
              "Lets not dwell into matters which have already been dealt with 1400 years ago. Go read for yourself, and understand it yourself." Sh. Hamza Yusuf

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                #8
                Re: Women in a mini skirt

                Funny
                The Pakistani Brain of the Austria (formerly known as "The Pakistani Brain of UAE")

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                  #9
                  Re: Women in a mini skirt

                  gahahahahahahahhahahaha

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                    #10
                    Re: Women in a mini skirt

                    lolzzz
                    Women want a lot of things frm one man...conversely men want one thing frm a lot of women...

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                      #11
                      Re: Women in a mini skirt

                      lmaoooooooo........lollllllllll..............nice 1 ....
                      Patta patta boota boota haal hamaara jaane hai
                      Jaane na jaane gul he na jaane, baagh to saara jaane hai

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                        #12
                        Re: Women in a mini skirt

                        Lol!!!
                        Ya Nabi Salaam Alaika Ya Rasool Salaam Alaika Ya Habib Salaam Alaika.

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                          #13
                          Re: Women in a mini skirt

                          phunny!
                          [ M ] - Awesome Wedding Photographer + Videographer in Canada

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                            #14
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                              #15
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                              good
                              Oh, everything's too damned expensive these days. This Bible cost 15 bucks! And talk about a preachy book! Everybody's a sinner! Except this guy.

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