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    The former kindergartners...

    The former kindergartners were trying to become accustomed to
    first grade. The biggest hurdle they faced was that the teacher
    insisted on no baby talk.

    "You need to use `big people' words," she'd always remind them.

    She then asked Wendy what she had done over the weekend.

    "I went to visit my Nana."

    "No, you went to visit your Grandmother. Use big people words."

    She then asked Joey what he had done.

    "I took a ride on a choo-choo," he said.

    "No, you took a ride on a Train. Use big people words."

    She then asked Eddie what he had done.

    "I read a book," he replied.

    "That's wonderful," the teacher said. "What book did you read?"

    Eddie thought about it, then puffed out his chest with great
    pride and said,

    "Winnie The ****."
    If every country in the world is in debt
    Where the hell did all the money go !!

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    lol...
    If you have something to say, raise your hand and put it over your mouth.
    A face can say many things. Especially the mouth part.

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      ~*~Pakistan hamari jaan, sabse pehley Pakistan~*~

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