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    Things I Hate About ...

    Everyone $#%$#

    1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time...I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

    2. People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the tv remote because they refuse to walk to the tv and change the channel manually.

    3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it
    too". Damn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?

    4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? Gonna Kick their asses!

    5. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No
    Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor.

    6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't really give
    me a choice there, did ya sunshine?

    7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new,
    then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then
    there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.

    8. When people say "life is short". What the hell?? Life is the
    longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?

    9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come
    yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, dumbass?


    If every country in the world is in debt
    Where the hell did all the money go !!

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    Most Excellent!!!

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        Exactly.
        If you have something to say, raise your hand and put it over your mouth.
        A face can say many things. Especially the mouth part.

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          #5
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          all very funny, esp, 1,5,6,7

          another 1:

          when people say "oh u r back?".Feel like answering, "no, i'm not REALLY here, its just a hologram!"

          u come in , DRENCHED, from the pouring rain and get, "is it raining?" NNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOO!!!!
          If u have nothing to do..........
          ...........then don't do it here!!

          -unknown

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            ..Do not look back and grieve over the past for it is gone; and do not be troubled about the future, for it has not yet come. Live in the present and make it so beautiful it will be worth remembering.. ~IK~

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              good work
              lookin forword for more
              from u
              10% of your life is what happens to you...
              ...90% of life is how you react to it !

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                lol
                ~ ... palat k har taraf se kyon nazR us shaks per thehrii?
                wafa k silsilo`N kii wo, musalsal inteha thehra
                ...~

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                  #9
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                  How about this one:

                  You're sitting on top of a newspaper on a seat while waiting to board your plane. Some idiot comes up to you and asks: "Are you reading that paper?"

                  Makes me want to stand up, turn the page, sit back down and say "Yep."
                  "I met the surgeon general - he offered me a cigarette. " --Rodney Dangerfield

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                    ^^
                    If every country in the world is in debt
                    Where the hell did all the money go !!

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                      Thought of another one.

                      You have a night of binge drinking and find yourself wrapped around the porcelan god in the morning puking your insides out. Your roomy/spouse asks; "Are you OK?"
                      "I met the surgeon general - he offered me a cigarette. " --Rodney Dangerfield

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                        heres' your sign :stupid:
                        I know that you believe that you understood what you think I said, but I am not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.
                        - Robert McCloskey

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                          Made me think lol

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                            #14
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                            Women want a lot of things frm one man...conversely men want one thing frm a lot of women...

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                              #15
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                              Originally posted by myvoice
                              How about this one:

                              You're sitting on top of a newspaper on a seat while waiting to board your plane. Some idiot comes up to you and asks: "Are you reading that paper?"

                              Makes me want to stand up, turn the page, sit back down and say "Yep."


                              All are

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