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    I may be inviting trouble, but hey ho it's just a joke

    Enough jokes on *wives*. Now somethng on *husband*... for all ladies

    A new metal is added to *chemistry*:

    • Name - *Husband*
    • Symbol - *Hb*
    • Atomic weight:
    - Light when found
    first
    - Tends to get heavier
    over the years with
    time

    • Physical properties:
    - Boils at any time
    with inlaws
    - Can freeze in front
    of his own family
    - Melts if sees other
    women
    - Very bitter if
    questioned

    • Chemical properties:
    - Very reactive
    - Highly unstable
    - Possesses strong
    resistance to gold,
    silver, diamond,
    platinum, credit
    cards and cheque
    books
    - Money saving agent

    • Occurrence:

    - Mostly found in
    front of TV, Laptop & Mobile.
    .

    ✒...if we lose a pen, we can buy new one; but if we lose a pen cap, we cannot buy it...so love your husband, because all Dhakkans are important

    Always keep your husbands picture as mobile screen saver. Whenever you face a problem, see the picture & say: if I can handle this, I can handle anything!...


    Finally -Living with husband is a part of living.........but living with the same husband for years is 'art of living'!!!!!!!
    Cheers to all women.

    #2
    So far no boos yet, so it must be funny


    OP, I'll transfer it to Jokes section if you dont mind
    Attitude is more important than facts.
    "Life is 10% what happens to us..and 90% of how we react to it"

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    • Myaa
      Myaa commented
      Editing a comment
      Sure, I only realised after I'd posted it that there's a separate humor section.

    #3
    The way the chemical properties are laid out, remind me of school days which in turn always remind me of the song - Objects in the rearview mirror may appear closer than they are.

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      #4
      Boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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        #5
        Very creative.
        Shine on the world like loving sunlight (Rumi).
        The most important principle of environment: you are not the only element (Mahavira)
        .
        Peace comes from within. Do not seek it without
        (Buddha).

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