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    I may be inviting trouble, but hey ho it's just a joke

    Enough jokes on *wives*. Now somethng on *husband*... for all ladies

    A new metal is added to *chemistry*:

    • Name - *Husband*
    • Symbol - *Hb*
    • Atomic weight:
    - Light when found
    - Tends to get heavier
    over the years with

    • Physical properties:
    - Boils at any time
    with inlaws
    - Can freeze in front
    of his own family
    - Melts if sees other
    - Very bitter if

    • Chemical properties:
    - Very reactive
    - Highly unstable
    - Possesses strong
    resistance to gold,
    silver, diamond,
    platinum, credit
    cards and cheque
    - Money saving agent

    • Occurrence:

    - Mostly found in
    front of TV, Laptop & Mobile.

    ✒...if we lose a pen, we can buy new one; but if we lose a pen cap, we cannot buy love your husband, because all Dhakkans are important

    Always keep your husbands picture as mobile screen saver. Whenever you face a problem, see the picture & say: if I can handle this, I can handle anything!...

    Finally -Living with husband is a part of living.........but living with the same husband for years is 'art of living'!!!!!!!
    Cheers to all women.

    So far no boos yet, so it must be funny

    OP, I'll transfer it to Jokes section if you dont mind
    Attitude is more important than facts.
    "Life is 10% what happens to us..and 90% of how we react to it"


    • Myaa
      Myaa commented
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      Sure, I only realised after I'd posted it that there's a separate humor section.

    The way the chemical properties are laid out, remind me of school days which in turn always remind me of the song - Objects in the rearview mirror may appear closer than they are.




        Very creative.
        Shine on the world like loving sunlight (Rumi).
        The most important principle of environment: you are not the only element (Mahavira)
        Peace comes from within. Do not seek it without