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    Blonde jokes :D

    A blonde came home from her first day commuting into the city.
    Her mother noticed she was looking a little peaked and asked, "Honey, are you feeling all right?"

    "Not really," the blonde replied. "I'm nauseous from sitting backward on the train."

    "Poor dear," Mom said. "Why didn't you ask the person sitting across from you to switch seats for a while?"

    "I couldn't," she replied, "there was no one there."


    There is a blond a brunette and a red head.
    They're walking in the desert. A man walking past and he asks the red head why she is carrying water.
    She says, "so if we get thirsty we can drink it."
    He ask the brunette why is she carrying food.
    She replies, "So if we get hungry we can eat it."
    He asks the blond why she is carrying a car door.
    She says, "so if i get hot i can roll the window down"
    I'm sweet like honey, but sting like a bee!

    It is better to be hated for what you are, then to be loved for what you are not...

    *c h a m k e e l i * a n k h e i n*






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