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The Web Addiction Song

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    The Web Addiction Song

    (to the tune of "Winter Wonderland")

    Doorbell rings, I'm not listnen'
    From my mouth, drool is glistnin'
    I'm happy although
    my boss let me go
    Happily addicted to the Web!

    All night long, I sit clicking
    Unaware time is ticking
    There's a beard on my cheek
    Same clothes for a week
    Happily addicted to the Web!

    Friends come by, they shake me saying "Yo man!"
    "Don't you know tonight's the senior prom?"
    With a listless shrug I mutter "No man
    I just discovered laugh-a-lot dot com."

    I don't phone, don't send faxes.
    Don't go out, don't pay taxes.
    Who cares if someday
    They drag me away?
    Happily addicted to the Web!