(to the tune of "Winter Wonderland")
Doorbell rings, I'm not listnen'
From my mouth, drool is glistnin'
I'm happy although
my boss let me go
Happily addicted to the Web!
All night long, I sit clicking
Unaware time is ticking
There's a beard on my cheek
Same clothes for a week
Happily addicted to the Web!
Friends come by, they shake me saying "Yo man!"
"Don't you know tonight's the senior prom?"
With a listless shrug I mutter "No man
I just discovered laugh-a-lot dot com."
I don't phone, don't send faxes.
Don't go out, don't pay taxes.
Who cares if someday
They drag me away?
Happily addicted to the Web!
Doorbell rings, I'm not listnen'
From my mouth, drool is glistnin'
I'm happy although
my boss let me go
Happily addicted to the Web!
All night long, I sit clicking
Unaware time is ticking
There's a beard on my cheek
Same clothes for a week
Happily addicted to the Web!
Friends come by, they shake me saying "Yo man!"
"Don't you know tonight's the senior prom?"
With a listless shrug I mutter "No man
I just discovered laugh-a-lot dot com."
I don't phone, don't send faxes.
Don't go out, don't pay taxes.
Who cares if someday
They drag me away?
Happily addicted to the Web!