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    Stop Sign
    One day a police officer stopped a motorist who had just gone through a four way stop sign and was about to give him a ticket when the motorist said: "Officer you can't give me a ticket for that!"
    "Why not?" Asked the officer.
    "Because although I did not stop I slowed right down and it's almost the same."
    "But you did not stop," replied the officer, "and the sign says STOP!"
    "But the way was clear and it was safe," replied the motorist. The officer then pulls out his baton and starts hitting the motorist. "What are you doing?!" yells the motorist in surprise.
    "Do you want me to slow down or stop," says the officer.


    Speeding!
    A man was speeding down the highway, feeling secure in a group of cars that were all traveling at the same speed. However, as theypassed a speed trap, he got caught and was pulled over. The officer handed him the citation and was about to walk away whenthe man asked, "Officer, I know I was speeding, but I don't thinkit's fair - there were plenty of other cars around me going just asfast, so why did I get the ticket?"
    "Ever go fishing?" the policeman asked the man.
    "Ummm, yeah...," the driver replied.
    The officer grinned and said, "Ever catch all the fish?"

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    PoliceWaalay....


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          hehe

          Originally posted by LONE RANGER:
          PoliceWaalay....


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          u stole the show after alll..............: he he :

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            *c h a m k e e l i * a n k h e i n*

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